Bobby Brown posted:

billys room is starting to smell and even though hes literally right next door to me i better call his phone. GULP well here goes nothing *has several small panic attacks as phone rings* drat... his phones off...

*swims through literal piles of garbage scrooge mcduck style to reach roommates door*

b....b-billy? *lightly taps on door and winces/braces for response*

b-b-billy? youve been awful quiet lately... uhhhh..... a-a-are you ok?

*opens door to roommates room creating a waterfall of garbage and human waste, revealing a dessicated human corpse of a 5,000 pound man literally fused to his bed and the surrounding wall, barely distinguishable to the buckets of poop and piles of pizza boxes*

billy????