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Was 5 days a reasonable time
No I would notice immediatly
No I would notice in a day or 2 that I had not seen the deceased
Yes that is a good response time and probably the average
I would pretend nothing was amiss and hopefully they would just rot into a soup
I live alone and doubt anyone would notice MY death
Goku is my housemate
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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i wiould notice p quickly during one of my bihourly swat drills clearing my house. the question is if there dead would my flashbang breach damage the corpse and prevent my from determining caudse of death

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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if youre out of college and have a roommate and the term "roommate" isnt a euphamism for youre gay lover, then i feel bad for u son

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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how u supposed to get it in if u got roomates creepin 24/7

a nigga need tio light candles and play some jodeci to soothe these white women into allowing my potent african seed inside them

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Volume posted:

What would you describe it as? THen again you're kind of right. I've never been around a freshly dead body but I have been around their leavings for a lack of a better word. The oils, fat, slush, feces that they leave behind. So it is possible I missed out on the good stuff when it comes to smells.

bigpeeler spotted

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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I am OK posted:

Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed.

I am OK posted:

Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed.

I am OK posted:

Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed.

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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billys room is starting to smell and even though hes literally right next door to me i better call his phone. GULP well here goes nothing *has several small panic attacks as phone rings* drat... his phones off...

*swims through literal piles of garbage scrooge mcduck style to reach roommates door*

b....b-billy? *lightly taps on door and winces/braces for response*

b-b-billy? youve been awful quiet lately... uhhhh..... a-a-are you ok?

*opens door to roommates room creating a waterfall of garbage and human waste, revealing a dessicated human corpse of a 5,000 pound man literally fused to his bed and the surrounding wall, barely distinguishable to the buckets of poop and piles of pizza boxes*

billy????

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