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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > [Poll] How long would you take to notice someone in your house had died ?
Was 5 days a reasonable time
No I would notice immediatly
No I would notice in a day or 2 that I had not seen the deceased
Yes that is a good response time and probably the average
I would pretend nothing was amiss and hopefully they would just rot into a soup
I live alone and doubt anyone would notice MY death
Goku is my housemate
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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

Real post: I made it a point to tell my boss if I ever miss work and am not answering my phone that they need to send someone to my house and check on me. I got pets and poo poo and I don't want them to starve to death after they eat my body.

Isn't that kind of just assumed? I don't have any formal plan with my employer but I assume they would like call my mom or my building if I just stopped showing up for work without explanation.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
 How much insulation should I put in my stairs?

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Spanish Manlove posted:

i wonder if he locks his mexican maid inside while he leaves for work so she doesn't steal anything.

I keep a post it note with the number for INS on the fridge to instill a healthy fear.

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