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The Risk
Mar 6, 2014
Anyone has any experience with this site? I need some recommendations to get ready for the future of online dating.

Photoshop: Make celebrities wear the best outfit for a farmers only first date.

http://youtu.be/6RvyFFjP7RE

City people just dont get it!

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op seems really dumb, c/d?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

jackyl posted:

op seems really dumb, c/d?

anyone with a pavel petel avatar is brilliant

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

jackyl posted:

op seems really dumb, c/d?

I am too lazy to do a good op neither I am good with photoshop. Maybe some goon that has nothing to do with his life can do the picture.

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Putty posted:

anyone with a pavel petel avatar is brilliant

I would let pavel petel drug me steal my internal organs and then gently caress me while I was still passed out and bleeding because that would mean his dick would have once been inside me and thats basically my lifes goal.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
just join it op

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

WindmillSlayer posted:

I would let pavel petel drug me steal my internal organs and then gently caress me while I was still passed out and bleeding because that would mean his dick would have once been inside me and thats basically my lifes goal.

Pavel Petel has the prettiest uncircumcised penis of the internet.

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

The Risk posted:

Pavel Petel has the prettiest uncircumcised penis of the internet.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
this is now the pavel petel thread please clear the way for this breathtaking rear end

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

Putty posted:

this is now the pavel petel thread please clear the way for this breathtaking rear end



I approve

tokomon
Aug 23, 2007

:3: SCALE ITCH :3:

See ads for that site all the loving time.
Probably has something to do with being in a rural hickville. Just a guess.


Edit: loving hell that rear end is magnificent.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
lol. just lol. if you wouldn't lovingly work over every inch pavel's rear end with your tongue.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

WindmillSlayer posted:

I would let pavel petel drug me steal my internal organs and then gently caress me while I was still passed out and bleeding because that would mean his dick would have once been inside me and thats basically my lifes goal.

*nods*

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Pavel petal makes me wish I was only sexually attracted to men so that he would be the sole object of my adoration.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
#petelshow #pavelpetel #mybodyisready

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

tokomon posted:

Edit: loving hell that rear end is magnificent.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
He looks like a gross weirdo fag to me

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Garp Truther posted:

He looks like a gross weirdo fag to me

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Garp Truther posted:

He looks like a gross weirdo fag to me

he bangs women too!

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

so two thousand and late

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

do they still let you sign up if youre city folk

Time Serpent
Dec 22, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Parallax Scroll posted:

do they still let you sign up if youre city folk

only if you have a john deere lawnmower

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
farmersonly.com is loving hilarious and funny as gently caress



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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

The Risk posted:

Pavel Petel has the prettiest uncircumcised penis of the internet.

That is like winning the Special Olympics, though.

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