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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Nigeria are going to win today.

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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


All France's good players are on Ramadantech and Nigeria is strong, united, sensual. Mark it down - Nigeria to win 2-0 off Odemwingie's only touch of the game and Emenike physically and psychologically dominating Varane so hard all the way to the basket that he'll make like Frederic Weis.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tetsman posted:

they are not on Ramadan you idiot, they're postponing it.
All my Muslim friends are Facebooking and tweeting and such about Ramadan starting now I think Ramadan is definitely going ahead tbh it's not like an amateur theatre production

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


beedeebee posted:

Yes it starts, but the athletes are all going: "Hmm, I guess I'll wait a couple of weeks and then do the Ramadan so I can run around in the heat and kick balls without fainting."

tetsman posted:

You can postpone Ramadan if you are sick, traveling or forced to work hard and some of the French players will most likely start after the world cup
I suppose we'll see tonight how devoted the French players are. Insha'Allah.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


shadok posted:

Well, with the Fench national side you can never really know if you're going to get the heirs of Platini and Zidane or eleven clowns in search of a clown car, but Deschamps seems to have them well in hand so I'm going to hope for the former. France will crush Nigeria like a colonial uprising. 3-0.
France have looked too good up until now, and any future loss won't be that embarassing since they'll face Germany in the quarters and you can't lose sufficiently embarassingly in the semis or final. Nigeria will take care of business here, before it's too late.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tetsman posted:

The only people who think France will lose are self-loathing banlieue residents. Not even Nigerians think it will happen.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


sakho not playing. disgusting anti-ramadan discrimination.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Maradonna Summer posted:

Nigeria looking hungry IMO
maybe the un aid packages haven't arrived yet?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


lloris is a decent keeper

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


that nigeria player should be in the nfl imo

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i just dont understand how emenike does what he does

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tetsman posted:

hausa nigerians are war criminals and racists
i know a hausa nigerian whose dad is like a permanent fixture in government, including being head of the nigerian fa once

surprisingly nice guy actually

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i wonder how many offsides we'll get in this game. 15? 20? 69?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


lol commentators talking about emenike being inches offside he was like a mile off

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i find it extremely hard to believe that valbuena isn't a literal dwarf by the technical definition tbh, loving look at him

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


saihttam posted:

He's 167 cm
and i think that has to be inflated by at least a couple inches


tetsman posted:

he's really good and his size gives him an advantage against slow defenders
hes been pretty great this world cup im surprised hes never played in a real league

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


if valbuena is 5'6" then call the nba because i'm a legit 7-footer

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


the culminator posted:

Shaquiri looks funnier because he's so stocky. Definition of a manlet.
theyre both reasonably stocky but yes shaqiri too. overcompensating ftw

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Kilmers Elbow posted:

I just saw a white Nigerian.
theyre called "colonists"

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


my dream front three of valbuena-shaqiri-that guy from that tv show

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i hear they dropped sakho because valbuena got too upset and tried to start a fight with him whenever they were left alone in a room

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i feel like all teams should have an odd-looking person to take all corners and throw-ins

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tetsman posted:

he;s just injured
he got injured when valbuena swung at him and missed and fell on sakho's little toe with all his weight and mildly sprained it

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


france look shaky as hell i think nigeria are gonna get one from a set piece

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


portland timbers fans spotted

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


mathipoo dedouchey

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


ephex posted:

I think they just used the good old "fighting" excuse when they got caught naked on top of each other.
i think that was the greeks tbh

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


emenike should never venture more than five yards from the penalty box

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tbp posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if Nigera steal this one.
this is what racial profiling looks like

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


remember when france looked like they were going to roll over everyone, and then, this

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


victor moses is really not very good i bet liverpoo are feeling pretty smug right now

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


use your head giroud ffs

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Gigi Galli posted:

Remember when France were put in to a fixed group of garbagemen specifically rigged for them to get through.
are you suggesting the swiss national team aren't one of the best in the world?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tetsman posted:

their singles are all terrible imo
theyre a band for public schoolers

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


This France team looks stiff, inflexible, reactionary

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


lol that's france's one chance gone then, this is at best going to ET

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


lol @ playing laurent koscielny in a world cup game

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Bogan Krkic posted:

For some reason I always thought he was polish
hes one of those french people whose actually a slav

rip nigeria :(

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


asterix doll throwin up gang signs

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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


substitute posted:

This match is like a French movie, something finally happens around 80 minutes.
have you not been watching the entire loving game so far or something

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