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`Twas chillig, and the yobby troons
Did smip their jongs in the 'yob:
All wanky were the circlejerks,
And the sminy wolves upfucked.

"Beware the Yobberwock, my son!
The trolls that bite, the owns that catch!
Beware the Nitecrew bird, and shun
The frumious Yaddersnatch!"

He took his shittal post in hand:
Long time the wanxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Gibbis tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in depressidal thought he stood,
The Yobberwock, with eyes of blear,
Came faggling through the smawful foard,
And fartfucked as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The shittal post went hurf de durf!
He left it goatse'd, and with its head
He went fivoting back.

"And, has thou owned the Yobberwock?
Come to my arms, my chillish boy!
O fagjous day! Chillooh! I'm gay!'
He quosted in his joy.

`Twas chillig, and the yobby troons
Did smip their jongs in the 'yob:
All wanky were the circlejerks,
And the sminy wolves upfucked.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jul 1, 2014

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cruft

+1

cruft

It's probably too long for the yob but this is really well done, Jett.

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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bumple

cruft

'It seems very gay,' I said when I had finished it, 'but it's rather hard to j/o to!' (You see I don't like to confess, even to myself, that I can't beat one out at all.) 'Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are! However, somebody killed something: that's clear, at any rate.'

City of Glompton

good :effortless: I appreciate parody!
e: effort smilies confuse me

Eye of Widesauron

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

And fartfucked as it came!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
two fingers up

WhenInRome
good literature

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BYOB 8.2: And fartfucked as it came!

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
I'm sorry Jett I couldn't read the whole thing :(

or any of it really

treasure bear

v good

Eye of Widesauron

Jett posted:

BYOB 8.2: And fartfucked as it came!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

BYOB 8.2: And fartfucked as it came!

cruft


What happened to your avatar!

verily carefree

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arnie pls sticky this it's seven stanzas ffs and two of them are the same

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