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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Well, guess I gotta pledge allegiance to the new caliph...
 
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
:smith:
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi declared himself supreme head of Islam today.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...me-9571374.html

Guess I have to travel to the ISIL-held "Islamic State" and do my part.

:jihad:

A Bad King fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jul 1, 2014
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deep dish peat moss

 good on you, i'm glad you're doing something with your life.

* # ? Jul 1, 2014 02:50
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Sure, what's the worst that can happen?

* # ? Jul 1, 2014 02:52
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Sure, what's the worst that can happen?

probably nothing. maybe some iraqi poon? I hope they let me marry more than one wife, which is something I wanted for a long time now.

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mazzi Chart Czar

Angry Fish posted:

probably nothing. maybe some iraqi poon? I hope they let me marry more than one wife, which is something I wanted for a long time now.




Oh Swaggen yeah double the nagging
half the sex.

You'll be rolling in those couch titties.

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Pinche Rudo

 assalamu alaikum

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