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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
My cancer cells will be called "bitch," so when I beat them I beat my bitch.

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Blue's Clues

I would call them buddy and be like hey buddy get out of here!

Koishi Komeiji



I'd name them "The Knicks suck" so when my doctor is like "We detected more the Knicks suck in your pancreas" I can be all like "Yeah! Whoo!" and twirl my shirt at him.

Koishi Komeiji



Doctor: It seems the chemo had no effect on The Knicks suck, they have spread everywhere. Nothing can stop the Knicks suck.

Me:(out of breath) Whooooo................hoooooo..............hell............yeah...........(flatlines)

i am he

Mighty Stalker posted:

Doctor: It seems the chemo had no effect on The Knicks suck, they have spread everywhere. Nothing can stop the Knicks suck.

Me:(out of breath) Whooooo................hoooooo..............hell............yeah...........(flatlines)

rofl

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

My cancer cells will be called "bitch," so when I beat them I beat my bitch.

You got diagnosed with cancer, Angry Fish? Where is it?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
No not yet cruft this is a preemptive thread for when I get chick cancer or something

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

No not yet cruft this is a preemptive thread for when I get chick cancer or something

Oh, okay, good.

Cancer's pretty common, especially if you don't smoke and aren't fat. So it's a good idea to have a plan in place.

Pinche Rudo

I'd call them Kate after the ex-girlfriend I don't like

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
5643

dogcrash truther

Mighty Stalker posted:

Doctor: It seems the chemo had no effect on The Knicks suck, they have spread everywhere. Nothing can stop the Knicks suck.

Me:(out of breath) Whooooo................hoooooo..............hell............yeah...........(flatlines)

tradjik

my mum calledf me ben

tradjik

actually shes calls it "bread canner" because the operation gave her aphasia

Korean Boomhauer

Mighty Stalker posted:

Doctor: It seems the chemo had no effect on The Knicks suck, they have spread everywhere. Nothing can stop the Knicks suck.

Me:(out of breath) Whooooo................hoooooo..............hell............yeah...........(flatlines)

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Slaapaav

by Azathoth
gently caress THE KNICKS

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