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"No, you think about them like that because they are from a different socio-economic strata..." "No, your wrong because they are poorer than you..." and my favorite so far "There are no such thing as hard drugs and soft drugs, it's just a misconception" All posted from a sweaty armchair in their mothers basements where the closest they will ever get to a real smackhead is wanking off to 90's gonzo porn
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Enjoy your soulless 4th of July, American Cop gunes. Take pleasure where you can in your hollow existence without the warming and completing glory of her Majesty. I'm going on the beat tonight, I'm going to hum Rule Britannia and if I see a single drunk American celebrating this day of blasphemy I will abuse him so badly he will look like he was hit by a train.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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As I was saying.
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Let me translate that for you \ 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0GX_qzwVi4 not a satire
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You lot enjoy your day. Maybe when your country isn't only just out the packet and new you'll chill out a bit. That video's like an angry teenager shouting at its parents. Feel free to disagree on spelling, car number plates and muffins but surely you must all admit, the Celsius scale is just easier.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Enjoy your soulless 4th of July, American Cop gunes. Take pleasure where you can in your hollow existence without the warming and completing glory of her Majesty. I'm going on the beat tonight, I'm going to hum Rule Britannia and if I see a single drunk American celebrating this day of blasphemy I will abuse him so badly he will look like he was hit by a train. I'm spending it in Paris. The good French were even so kind to play Born in the USA while I ate my baguette this morning.
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Patriotic Selfie Day
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chartley posted:That video's like an angry teenager shouting at its parents. Feel free to disagree on spelling, car number plates and muffins but surely you must all admit, the Celsius scale is just easier. Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the intense intellectual depth of Collegehumor.com, truly the pulse of the zeitgeist of the country
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Jul 4, 2014 18:09
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Is that a hearse? Why do you drive a hearse?
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Branis posted:Is that a hearse? Why do you drive a hearse? Haha jokes on you pigs I've never been a cop 
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Jul 4, 2014 18:57
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He needs a hearse so there is room in the back for his date.
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Jul 4, 2014 19:10
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Brit is getting cheeky again, eh? 
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Jul 4, 2014 19:29
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One for the brits: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100224767/why-all-britons-should-celebrate-the-american-declaration-of-independence/
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Snowdens Secret posted:One for the brits: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100224767/why-all-britons-should-celebrate-the-american-declaration-of-independence/ Kinda owns
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the american revolution was just just rich white men pissed at having to give money to richer, whiter men in stupid wigs. The poor did the fighting and dying like usual.
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Who else has the privilege of working tonight?
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I'm off for the first time in 5 years. They were begging for people to fill OT slots but gently caress that poo poo.
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Off as well, first time since 2007 for me.
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Worked for the fireworks, just got off
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Worked last year and it sucked. Working this year, shaping up to be just as lovely.
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Whale Cancer posted:Who else has the privilege of working tonight? Nothing like starting off your shift with a stabbing.
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Put my one month notice in today! Peace outa here, bitches!!
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Theres a foreign guy in my academy class who was debating about how much safer it is in Europe, and about how america is turning into a cesspool of crime. Half the lunch room started chanting "USA USA Back 2 back World War champs" while he shook his head and walked out. Happy 4th everyone!
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Got stuck working a fest detail. Got honked at by an impatient driver, told him honking isn't helping. His response was to honk at me and give me the finger. 5 tickets later 
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Jul 5, 2014 20:03
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Misuse of a horn is £100 fine over here. I've only used it once.
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Grem posted:Put my one month notice in today! Peace outa here, bitches!! You goin to another department or leavin the field entirely?
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Branis posted:You goin to another department or leavin the field entirely? Leaving entirely, going back to school to get a degree I'm actually interested then try to get in to teaching. I'll be unemployed for YEARS!
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Murphys Stache posted:Theres a foreign guy in my academy class who was debating about how much safer it is in Europe, and about how america is turning into a cesspool of crime. Where is this guy from, so we can laugh at him more Please tell me it's one of those Euro countries where car-burning counts as recreation
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From LEO to teaching, the guy hates money and loves being abused.
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Snowdens Secret posted:Where is this guy from, so we can laugh at him more Hopefully it's the one where the kindergarten teacher got stabbed by an upset parent in the middle of her classroom.
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That would be France where there are areas of the capital city where the Police acknowledge they can't go without armored vehicles and riot gear. They torch cars like loving tinder on guy fawkes, then again if my car was a Renault then I would spark the oval office up as well. There was also one a few years ago in Belgium where some bloke kitted up like the Joker and stabbed a load of toddlers at a primary.
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I always had the opinion that nobody really messes with the police in places like France and Germany because they'd give you a hiding if you did (and get away with it too). Always fun watching documentaries involving police in other countries. Remember watching a "Brits Abroad" kind of documentary showing some women on holiday in Spain getting a bit rowdy. Cop tells them to calm it down and one woman in particular starts giving him a load of poo poo. Next thing she knows her head is spinning because the cop gave her an almighty backhander. It's amazing what they can get away with in other countries. The woman started ranting about how "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" and the whole business, think she had a sudden epiphany on how patient English cops are!! I find it fascinating how a lot of problems we face as cops are the same across the board regardless of culture, language, country, etc. I believe a goon did a documentary in a nordic country but it was in moonspeak so I couldn't understand the subtly of some of the situations but it was really interesting to see that sorting out drunken people being dicks is a standard human law enforcement problem.
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beanieson posted:From LEO to teaching, the guy hates money and loves being abused. I plan to live off my wife's paycheck, forever.
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Grem posted:I plan to live off my wife's paycheck, forever. Oh ya, I recommend this whenever possible. My wife makes like twice what I do and it's awesome.
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Hezzy posted:I always had the opinion that nobody really messes with the police in places like France and Germany because they'd give you a hiding if you did (and get away with it too). Im told no one messes with the police in Japan, I met an Officer from Tokyo and he said for minor offenses they give them the choice of a whack with a baton or going to court.
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