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LingcodKilla posted:Just signed my contract for IT and I ship on November 13th for sunny Great Lakes! Just ask the oldest boot you ever seen if he has stairs in his house. You're going to be a reservist, right?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 02:37 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:51 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Yes, yes I am. Going in as an E3 at the tender age of 37. LOL. I'll retire at a very young 38.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 02:49 |
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orange juche posted:AMA about catching a married JO boning the MWR rep on the Enterprise. Were they both dudes? Otherwise no biggie.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 23:55 |
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http://www.reddit.com/r/newtothenavy/comments/2aegh1/questions_about_hygeine_and_body_odor_in_rtc/ LOL. This poor bastard.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 06:31 |
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Seqenenra posted:Hope he cranks in the cpo mess.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 07:14 |
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Octopode posted:All the stats are available off the NPC website here: LOL. My last advancement numbers were 7%. MUTHERFUCKING SEVEN. gently caress you guys and your entitled wives and nicer housing.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 23:31 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Isn't this in a community that often can't remember how to administer chewable Motrin Really? Have I not been spelling correctly? I am not a corpsman.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 00:17 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Poopkitty is one of our If it helps, I'm bitter and jaded and tapping out on May 31st, 2016.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 00:53 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Congrats!! Thanks. Looking so forward to freedom. (I'm also the CPO that sits next to seqenenra. And the CMEO, but mostly because I was the only female at the time.) poopkitty fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jul 16, 2014 |
# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:02 |
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Sir Lucius posted:"Ok, we need a CMEO to show that we are a diverse organization that does not make decisions based on gender, race, or religion" Its usually a black guy, so I feel like this is progress.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:16 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:We once had a fat white CMEO for some reason. He was also as gently caress. Probably because PRT coordinator was taken.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:26 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:Fat PRT coordinators are way better than skinny, former fat girl, noble coordinator. Fucker screwed over one of the best Sailors we had because of BCA even though he is in-shape and it was 1%. Bonus was said PRT coordinated had to redo an entire group PRT the next drill because she made so many mistakes in a process that is entirely regulation driven. Was her name Marcia?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:11 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:
LOL. We just had a terrible LDO retire. Super loving creepy dude. Literally said he applied for LDO because he couldn't make Chief.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 05:42 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:Firsts like that just need to quickly and quietly turn to dust and not continue along instead. Or, better yet, be a Warrant in the Army. My first QD watch, this dude was looking over my shoulder critiquing all of my friends' photos. and commenting on their outfits. Also mentioned he had never seen me at church and wondered what services I attended. I just heard he was hired on as a civilian.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 06:23 |
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orange juche posted:He's gonna be the dude giving the speech about sexual harassment at indoc as part of his "agreement". Just calling it now. We have a civilian named Mike, who as part of his punishment for a fuckup involving hands where they should not be, it was decided that he shall give a sexual harassment brief every week to new check ins on base. Thank goodness, that part is my AOR. And there is NO WAY IN HELL he will be doing that.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 06:55 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:Beside the obvious of him being a creeper and needs to learn personal space, you should have told him you went to Temple on Saturday so that's why he doesn't see you on Sunday. I told him that that was none of his loving business. It was an uncomfortable watch after that.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 06:59 |
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not black enough posted:She's a model now if we're talking about the same person. Aspiring, yes. Were you one of the dudes that hung out in forward pallet and watched her on the stairmaster?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:54 |
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Some dude on the ship that just drydocked just made himself a bunch of Japanese enemies by almost shooting them with a shotline. Rubber bullet bounced off the coping so fast it reeked like burnout. rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 02:14 |
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vulturesrow posted:Had the distinct pleasure of spending several hours this morning in a car dealership. The salesmen are annoying but the finance guys are straight up loving thieves. I was a total pain in the rear end of course since I understand arcane subjects such as interest rates. I laughed at the guy when he quoted the first interest rate to me and told him to try again. At one point I looked the guy right in the eye and said "I bet you get a lot of people in here who take the first number you offer them don't you?" He at least had the grace to look embarrassed, but did say yes. I swear that there should be a requirement for young sailors to take a week long car buying class before they are even allowed to think of getting withing 500 feet of a car dealership. Buying a car is super fun when you're a woman. They fall all over themselves to give me the shittiest deal and then drat near cry when I get a price quote and go somewhere else with cash. I swear they think I'm an idiot who lost her handler. I'm going to CarMax when I get back Stateside. I own my car but I need a truck.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 23:37 |
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Pandasmores posted:From what friends have told me those schools just sound like material is boring, and didn't they do away with QMs as a rating? I have never been to a non-boring classroom based Navy course. And no, there are still QMs. SMs were merged with QM/BM about 10 years ago.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 23:17 |
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Sir Lucius posted:I don't know anyone under 25 who drinks coffee. We have one kids who drinks 3 giant cans of monster every night. I keep telling him he's going to have early kidney failure, but I think diabetes might be possible too. A fellow instructor drank a six pack a day of Monster. He developed a seizure disorder. It took a couple of "drop on the floor and flop like a fish" episodes before he admitted that it was likely the Monster.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 07:36 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Aren't you a green-side corpsman? 7/10 guys I work with are well within standards and AMAZING technicians. Too bad they're civilians now and the Active Duty guys on ships are fat and dumb.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 07:30 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:51 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:http://www.navytimes.com/article/20140723/NEWS/307230055/Enlisted-women-serve-attack-submarines-after-2020 Enlisted women are only 17% of the Navy. Most of those are very junior first termers. This will not go well. I am too old to volunteer, and not dumb enough.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 07:33 |