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I mean I bet they would have like sleepover parties together and some poo poo and watch Julia Roberts movies.
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I think samus would be pretty chill like how Sigourney Weaver from Aliens would be chill. She could still kick your rear end and has some actual experience, but she would still throw back beers with you.
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LaTex Fetish posted:I think samus would be pretty chill like how Sigourney Weaver from Aliens would be chill. She could still kick your rear end and has some actual experience, but she would still throw back beers with you. metroid was literally inspired by Aliens iirc
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Jul 3, 2014 13:50
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lara croft has never been portrayed as a person who can ever relax and do nothing so i doubt it
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Mung Dynasty posted:lara croft has never been portrayed as a person who can ever relax and do nothing so i doubt it Why does her mansion have a pool then?
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Jul 3, 2014 13:58
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I think samus is pretty laid back
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Jul 3, 2014 14:15
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you just wanna watch them make out, op. it's ok, we've all been there.
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The Taint Reaper posted:Why does her mansion have a pool then? probably came with the house and she just ignores it
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Jul 3, 2014 14:38
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I think they would stomp on your balls and then shoot your balls with a pistol and then shoot your balls with the Hyper Beam and then kill you and throw you in a dumpster and then high five and then maybe make out sexily, OP.
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Jul 3, 2014 14:41
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Gaspar Lewis posted:I think they would stomp on your balls and then shoot your balls with a pistol and then shoot your balls with the Hyper Beam and then kill you and throw you in a dumpster and then high five and then maybe make out sexily, OP. This is literally my most common jerk-off fantasy.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:35
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LaTex Fetish posted:I think samus would be pretty chill like how Sigourney Weaver from Aliens would be chill. She could still kick your rear end and has some actual experience, but she would still throw back beers with you. Samus doesn't seem like somebody that would drink. Lara Croft seems like somebody that would drink because of what they've seen
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SGR posted:metroid was literally inspired by Aliens iirc Why do you think he's named Ridley?
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Jul 3, 2014 21:40
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They're feuding in vgcw so I don't think so
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Jul 3, 2014 21:42
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Mr.Unique-Name posted:Samus doesn't seem like somebody that would drink. samus has seen some poo poo
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Jul 3, 2014 21:45
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I imagine them to reluctantly partner up like a buddy cop show. Lara's super goony about the minutiae surrounding their cases and Samus just rolls her eyes as she cracks skulls and points her blaster at everything that's not her.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:48
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LaTex Fetish posted:samus has seen some poo poo I guess, but I stand by my analysis.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:50
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The Taint Reaper posted:Why does her mansion have a pool then? I always assumed it was for laps. Swimming is very good exercise.
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Jul 3, 2014 21:51
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What you don't know about Samus is that she never loving shuts up.
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Jul 3, 2014 22:42
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Samus has blown up planets, right? I'm pretty sure Lara would hate her for blowing up a lot of potential
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Jul 3, 2014 22:53
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They share common interest, such as exterminating all wildlife wherever they go.
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Jul 3, 2014 22:58
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And they both fought pirates
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Jul 3, 2014 23:00
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they are both strong independant women and I applaud that
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Jul 3, 2014 23:00
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Both reinvented themselves with mixed reception.
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they would kiss jokingly at first but then the kiss would get more and more serious
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Jul 5, 2014 03:06
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to tell you the truth i think theyd gently caress hardcore, OP
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Jul 5, 2014 03:40
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i imagine they would have terse but friendly chats over lovely coffee
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aegof posted:What you don't know about Samus is that she never loving shuts up. Well, that's dames for ya
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Well, have you ever really liked an actor in everything they do but then you meet them or find out a bit about them and it turns out they're really mean/a piece of poo poo? I think that would apply to both and they'd be stone cold bitches to each other, line in the middle of the room poo poo and escalating tensions over who left the brush in the bathroom with the wad of perplexingly red hair.
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aegof posted:What you don't know about Samus is that she never loving shuts up. this is good
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ladyboy pancake posted:this is good It would be better if samus was in zero suit
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mabels big day posted:It would be better if samus was in zero suit her zero suit heels in the newest smash bro seems to trigger nerds
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Jul 5, 2014 19:13
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i dont like the heels because they look ugly and im v. fashion conscious
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Soral posted:i dont like the heels because they look ugly and im v. fashion conscious i do like the heels because they're cool looking and have rockets in them
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Jul 5, 2014 21:19
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i think samus should wear whatever she wants because im a nineties guy
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mabels big day posted:They're feuding in vgcw so I don't think so no that's lara and von karma, samus doesn't give a poo poo about either of them
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mabels big day posted:It would be better if samus was in zero suit i like how she talks about peeing in the suit
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lara is either a rich sociopath orphan or a rich sociopath orphan who almost got raped, samus is either a blank slate on a crusade against space pirates or a wet rag on a crusade against space pirates video game writing
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