Make your own filthy, filthy pizza

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Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

http://www.digiorno.com/Masterpiece/DesignAPizza

So DiGiorno Pizza made the ~~poor~~ outstanding decision to let the public make their own pizzas at their website, then name them and save the results. Goon-made examples from the Funny Pictures thread:

OK, now you go.

http://www.digiorno.com/Masterpiece/DesignAPizza

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:00

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# ? May 3, 2024 15:33

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

None of those are funny or interesting.
Additionally, I don't even want to spend a few minutes dicking around with a gay pizza designer built for fags and people like you. So, no thanks OP.

qtiyd

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:02

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

^^^^ Put up or shut up.

Lincoln posted:

This one was actually /b/-tard made, by way of Imgur. I'm so embarrassed.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:03

WAMPA_STOMPA: Oct 21, 2010

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:07

stuntwaffle: Mar 7, 2007; I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:09

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

funny pizza thread

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

What if pizza was about Deus Ex?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:14

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:16

Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:23

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

if I got one of these pizzas I would post some thread asking which one of the goons was responsible. lol

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:26

nimh: Sep 18, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:26

jarvis cocker: Dec 16, 2007; by Lowtax

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:38

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

man i sure could go for one those DiGiorno� Brand pizzas about now. how much should i tip the delivery driver since i know there's no way it's just a simple store bought pizza found in your grocer's freezer section

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:39

Billy Everyteen: May 6, 2009

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:41

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Billy Everyteen posted:

Hell yea, pineapple.

Oh wait, this is an ironopost

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:42

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

jarvis cocker posted:

same

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:42

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

Using flash for this poo poo in the year of our lord 2014 is inexcusable.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:42

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

also i had a really funny idea that just hit me!! somebody should make a pizza with slenderman as the toppings!! i didn't want to sleep tonight anyway haha

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:43

stuntwaffle: Mar 7, 2007; I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

THS posted:

same

this but on a pizza

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:43

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:53

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

It's a disgrace that they don't have mushrooms on offer. Simply unforgivable. :colbert:

Anyway, have some inspirational music.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:53

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

in before that douche rcman565656 posts "Another pizza thread".

# ? Jul 3, 2014 20:55

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

jarvis cocker posted:

proper amount of pepperoni on there

# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:22

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

And More posted:

It's a disgrace that they don't have mushrooms on offer. Simply unforgivable.

Anyway, have some inspirational music.

nice

# ? Jul 3, 2014 21:30

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

Can't even handle the cheese, some pizza Sim. I'm guessing this is American made, typical lazy food simsters.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 22:56

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

I wish we could remove the cheese and sauce and manually put it back so I could make a small smear of sauce pizza in honor of the mustard stain whopper.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 23:04

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Light Gun Man posted:

I wish we could remove the cheese and sauce and manually put it back so I could make a small smear of sauce pizza in honor of the mustard stain whopper.

what

# ? Jul 3, 2014 23:18

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

yes but how do i put it under my bed for late nite snacking?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 23:20

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

I like pizza and I cannot lie
you other fatties can't deny
that when a pizza comes in with toppings piled high
and some breadsticks on the side
you get full

# ? Jul 3, 2014 23:22

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

NecroMonster posted:

yes but how do i put it under my bed for late nite snacking?

Dude this is exactly why the calzone was invented

# ? Jul 3, 2014 23:22

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Drad_Bert posted:

I like pizza and I cannot lie
you other fatties can't deny
that when a pizza comes in with toppings piled high
and some breadsticks on the side
you get full

Hey I'm just gonna quash this here since no one else has.
It's an easy gimmick and you're still bad at it. Peace.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 23:27

Talorat: Sep 18, 2007; Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 00:41

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

Opened thread expecting the goatman, I'm disappointed.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:56

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Cacafuego posted:

Opened thread expecting the goatman, I'm disappointed.

Third pic in the OP.

Lincoln posted:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:59

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Cacafuego posted:

Opened thread expecting the goatman, I'm disappointed.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:00

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!