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Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

gromdul posted:

You can't hide from the flavor.

You will be safe in here, Anne...

Got a post-oven pic?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:25

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:44

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Meatwave posted:

Got a post-oven pic?

You monster

# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:46

waffles beyond waffles: Jun 22, 2008; Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

Meatwave posted:

Got a post-oven pic?

"It should have been a pizza bagel" - my brother.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:37

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

gromdul posted:

"It should have been a pizza bagel" - my brother.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 19:03

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

gromdul posted:

"It should have been a pizza bagel" - my brother.

Please NWS that poo poo.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 19:21

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

She looks angry after she's been in the oven.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:07

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Dammit. She looks delicious. I may have to have an extra black olive pizza tonight.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:32

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Wow, this suddenly got way better than the Pusheen thread. Like, with a single post.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:36

bog pixie: Feb 23, 2013

gromdul posted:

You can't hide from the flavor.

You will be safe in here, Anne...

# ? Jul 13, 2014 21:28

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

gromdul posted:

"It should have been a pizza bagel" - my brother.

Still didn't make a sound.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 21:30

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

gromdul posted:

You can't hide from the flavor.

You will be safe in here, Anne...

# ? Jul 13, 2014 21:43

Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; Your days are gone!!!

houly shiet

5

# ? Jul 13, 2014 21:45

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Allantois posted:

Needs some love gays

# ? Jul 13, 2014 21:47

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

# ? Jul 13, 2014 22:08

teen phone cutie: Jun 18, 2012; last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

PeenCommander posted:

This is great.

Can anyone link to some of this art?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 22:50

dark_3y3: Sep 24, 2002; "Identity Crisis" Murderer.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 23:04

For Your Health!: Sep 1, 2008; do not fear the ass

# ? Jul 14, 2014 01:43

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

For Your Health! posted:

Johnny Five Toppings

# ? Jul 14, 2014 01:48

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

David Copperfield posted:

Johnny Five Toppings

Nothing will ever top "Jony Ive Aces".

# ? Jul 14, 2014 01:50

...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

David Copperfield posted:

Johnny Five Toppings

Imagine four toppings on the edge of a pizza...

# ? Jul 14, 2014 01:51

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

Please, he had a family size.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 01:54

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Grump posted:

This is great.

Can anyone link to some of this art?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2105

# ? Jul 14, 2014 04:00

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

pacmania90 posted:

not enough love

# ? Jul 14, 2014 07:28

britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

absolutely incredible thread. lolled hard on a bus. well played all.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 08:12

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Is that supposed to be goatse in the OP?

# ? Jul 14, 2014 08:17

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Come on dude, what do you think? It even has a wedding ring!

# ? Jul 14, 2014 08:57

College Ruled: Apr 25, 2012; "It seems another associate has taken my friendly attitude as to insinuate desires that would exist outside the bounds of professional courtesy."

Courtesy of: 01001100 01001100 01001010 01001011 01010011 01101001 01001100 01101011

How did your Personal Panne Frank taste?

# ? Jul 14, 2014 17:52

waffles beyond waffles: Jun 22, 2008; Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

College Ruled posted:

How did your Personal Panne Frank taste?

Too kosher.

I'm not a huge fan of black olives. But they offered the most contrast and their small size made it easier to draw with.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 18:43

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Just thought this might be relevant:

# ? Jul 14, 2014 21:47

JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

eww eww icky stinky meat!

update: upon further inspection of image, green goo detected below, if ya know what i mean
status: confused

Edit: holy poo poo i thought i was in the uli thread
worlds are colliding

# ? Jul 14, 2014 22:36

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 15, 2014 00:27

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

OK, so, I was trying to build a Jabba the Hutt Pizza the Hutt and the in-browser DiGiorno app went all wonky on me. After a few dozen toppings are added, all sorts of weird artifacts start popping up on the pizza. They make blocky holes in the pizza that expose the wooden table underneath. Happened in both Firefox & Chrome (Mac). Anybody else?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 01:09

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

Lolly Poopdeck posted:

Looks tasty

# ? Jul 15, 2014 01:50

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Lincoln posted:

OK, so, I was trying to build a Jabba the Hutt Pizza the Hutt and the in-browser DiGiorno app went all wonky on me. After a few dozen toppings are added, all sorts of weird artifacts start popping up on the pizza. They make blocky holes in the pizza that expose the wooden table underneath. Happened in both Firefox & Chrome (Mac). Anybody else?

Sounds like bendyman is coming for you.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 01:54

Trudis: Mar 23, 2008; This is the Dawning of the Age of Hilarious

PeenCommander posted:

Anyone got the actual comic this references? Having a good time explaining these memes to the lady but goddamn if this one is difficult to find.

Beaten so hard, so bad.

Trudis fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jul 15, 2014

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:30