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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
every pizza in this thread is my favorite pizza

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fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ok, I'll bite. 500 people have 5'd this, but I don't get it. Can someone explain this poo poo to me, please?

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Is that a timelapse of rust happening?

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

fakeaccount posted:

Ok, I'll bite. 500 people have 5'd this, but I don't get it. Can someone explain this poo poo to me, please?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss-edits-ctrlaltdel-parodies

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

fakeaccount posted:

Is that a timelapse of rust happening?

It's called "tin pest".

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




fakeaccount posted:

Ok, I'll bite. 500 people have 5'd this, but I don't get it. Can someone explain this poo poo to me, please?

It's a parody of an infamous strip from noted crappy webcomic Ctrl-Alt-Delete, "Loss".

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




fakeaccount posted:

Is that a timelapse of rust happening?

It's a reaction gif.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

gromdul posted:

You can't hide from the flavor.



You will be safe in here, Anne...



I laughed so hard that I cannot fall asleep now.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Shrek is Love. Shrek is Life.


Didn't come out the way I wanted it to, but oh well.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...


This pizza's terrible the toppings keep sliding right off

Shnooks
Mar 24, 2007

I'M BEING BORN D:
Link to the Groverhaus thread? I saw it years ago but I forget and want to fully enjoy the pizza you made for us.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

Lord Foppington posted:

Imagine four meatballs on the edge of a cliff...



We finally know what was on the other side of that card table.

Post 9-11 User fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jul 15, 2014

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013




e: "Dealey" not "Dealy"


I really needed olives, tomatoes could have gone.

Missing Name fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jul 15, 2014

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

frankenfreak posted:



Delivery Time: 3+ years

you are what you eat GRRM

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

And now that I know, it isn't funny at all.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

fakeaccount posted:

And now that I know, it isn't funny at all.

Making fun of abortion based web comics is always funny

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Does that futa come with feta cheese?

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Kitchner posted:

Making fun of abortion based web comics is always funny

Oh, abortion. LOL!

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

fakeaccount posted:

Oh, abortion. LOL!
actually its funny cause its mocking the fact that a guy thought it be a good idea to integrate his own personal miscarriage story into his comic about video game jokes

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

JazzFlight posted:

actually its funny cause its mocking the fact that a guy thought it be a good idea to integrate his own personal miscarriage story into his comic about video game jokes

In all seriousness I am starting to get it now.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

fakeaccount posted:

In all seriousness I am starting to get it now.


'Again, I disagree. A miscarriage is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for couples to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal.'

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

gromdul posted:

You can't hide from the flavor.



You will be safe in here, Anne...



im still amazed by this :vince:

spotix55
Jun 6, 2014

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
So when does DiGiorno start selling these in stores?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

gandlethorpe posted:

So when does DiGiorno start selling these in stores?

they sorta already have

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

olaf2022 posted:

they sorta already have



Paying extra for a plain pizza and a few toppings in a bag.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

olaf2022 posted:

they sorta already have



It's a pizza that can be on a non refrigerated shelf? :stonklol:

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

TheSpiritFox posted:

It's a pizza that can be on a non refrigerated shelf? :stonklol:

That's odd, because I've only ever seen it in the freezers.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
It's on a shelf, in a freezer, seriously guys wow

Bluhman
Nov 7, 2009

Low morale causes the golems to dance in panic.
Out of sight, out of mind I guess.

Now we have to bring it up to the next level and have people attempt to recreate these in the actual edible medium. And see how mutilated they end up after being heated.

And then we realize, this was what they were planning all along.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Bluhman posted:

Out of sight, out of mind I guess.

Now we have to bring it up to the next level and have people attempt to recreate these in the actual edible medium. And see how mutilated they end up after being heated.

And then we realize, this was what they were planning all along.

including

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




It's already happened:

gromdul posted:



"It should have been a pizza bagel" - my brother.

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

gromdul posted:



"It should have been a pizza bagel" - my brother.

This oddly looks like Che Guevara to me... I'm also an idiot though so there's that too.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Chevre Gruyere

Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms

fiZ.
Jun 19, 2006
yeah ok

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


gandlethorpe posted:

So when does DiGiorno start selling these in stores?

A lot of pizza chains will happily sell you raw dough (or you can make it yourself), and toppings can be everything. Pizza stones are cheap, but you can also use a cast iron pan or ceramic baking dish turned upside down. The most important part is to run your oven at full blast and preheat it and the baking surface for at least 30 minutes. Slide the pizza on and off the baking surface with a cutting board and parchment paper.

I don't see why anyone should ever have to buy a "pizza kit" loaded with lovely generic ingredients.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Jul 17, 2014

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Those pre-baked Boboli crusts and sauce were great. Do those still exist?

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

KozmoNaut posted:

A lot of pizza chains will happily sell you raw dough (or you can make it yourself), and toppings can be everything. Pizza stones are cheap, but you can also use a cast iron pan or ceramic baking dish turned upside down. The most important part is to run your oven at full blast and preheat it and the baking surface for at least 30 minutes. Slide the pizza on and off the baking surface with a cutting board and parchment paper.

I don't see why anyone should ever have to buy a "pizza kit" loaded with lovely generic ingredients.

Goons With Spoons ITT

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PearlJamFan
Jun 30, 2008

Don't see some men as half empty, I see them half full of shit.

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