Reminder: Why Killing A Lion Is The Most Cowardly Thing You Can Do

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dogcrash truther

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:25

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:39

i am he

thanks, i forgot why, but now i remember

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:29

Diqnol

Actually, I think due to the difficulty and general size of a Lion, it's extremely manly and brave.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:30

dogcrash truther

I've seen some cowardly poo poo in my time, but nothing as craven as a young woman armed only with a bow and arrow attacking and brutally terminating one of nature's most remorseless killing machines

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:32

nvm no cake

you got this crap on your facebook too, huh?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:34

beer pal

its like how tough guys are always so reticent to admit the time they wrestled a bear

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:36

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Running in little circles trying to escape a bee is one of the most cowardly things you can do imo

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:38

dogcrash truther

it's a good thing that this happened the same week that guy killed his baby by leaving it in a hot car on purpose, so that we can really compare the bravery of Deadly Dad to the cowardice of this dumb blonde

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:38

SIDS Vicious

the broad in your image looks a bit like topanga, why topanga be sticking up for the lions?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:39

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

its like how tough guys are always so reticent to admit the time they wrestled a bear

turns out it s because wrestling a bear is the second most lily-livered thing you can do, after murking a vicious predator with a bronze age weapon

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:40

cuntman.net

i wanted to not kill that lion but i was too scared to

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:40

i am he

the blonde slut friendzoned the lion, and then killed it, cuz her douchebag jocok boyfriend convinced her killing lions is brave and cool, when actually its something only a cowardly weakling would do

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:42

dogcrash truther

To confirm their passage into manhood, the teenage tribesmen must declare their utter cowardice by venturing out of the village and returning with the skin of a dangerous animal

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:43

dogcrash truther

Sleepy Owl posted:

i wanted to not kill that lion but i was too scared to

that was your first mistake

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:43

SIDS Vicious

if a lion attacks me on the international space station, and i fight back and kill it with my bare hands, all while struggling with my oxygen tank and worrying i might depressurize and die, am i still a coward?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:44

i am he

Oil Can Boyd posted:

if a lion attacks me on the international space station, and i fight back and kill it with my bare hands, all while struggling with my oxygen tank and worrying i might depressurize and die, am i still a coward?

why would your life be any more valuable than that of the powerful apex predator, lion

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:45

beer pal

neighbour kid: cmon kill a lion its gonna be so great *turns head, stifles laughter*

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:47

joke_explainer

i am he posted:

why would your life be any more valuable than that of the powerful apex predator, lion

In general I agree, but in the specific context of the space station, Sid might be more useful than the lion. The lion can't perform maintenance or like, operate the escape module. Sid could probably learn how to do those things. Sid is the lion's only shot at getting off that space station. They need to work together if they want to survive.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:58

SIDS Vicious

Dennis Rasmussen posted:

In general I agree, but in the specific context of the space station, Sid might be more useful than the lion. The lion can't perform maintenance or like, operate the escape module. Sid could probably learn how to do those things. Sid is the lion's only shot at getting off that space station. They need to work together if they want to survive.

i tried to explain this to the lion, i really did

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:00

Korean Boomhauer

bush left 9/11 in the hot car, so to speak

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:12

dogcrash truther

Korean Boomhauer posted:

bush left 9/11 in the hot car, so to speak

Bush's Google search history included "how much thermite to bring down skyscraper," "videos of false flag attacks" and "super-thermite"

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:20

dogcrash truther

Meanwhile, Obama girlishly killed a jaguar with a stone knife

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:23

heard u like girls

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i tried to explain this to the lion, i really did

i bet animals can run space stations just fine if you teach them how to do it

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:25

Bukowski: hammulder

i think if i had a shrinkray i would shrink myself and lots of weapons and become the worlds first really small game hunter

like spider heads in my shoebox study above a stamp featuring a fireplace

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:01

Peta

Lmao at all the people who put zero percent of their income toward the preservation of any one of the world's 16,938 known endangered species but get righteously buttmad on Facebook because a white girl is no-scoping some rhinos in the Serengeti and griefing everyone by uploading pics of herself posing triumphantly over the corpses of the slain monstrosities

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:58

i am he

http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/07/03/just-pretend-this-dead-lion-is-a-human-baby-and-then-you-wont-be-so-upset/

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:59

Peta

Hahahahahahhahahahaha

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:59

Peta

This girl is living the dream

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:00

Surprisingly Dope: Lope burgs again

thanks dogcrash truther

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:00

i am he

this girl killed a lion, yes, but did you see the epiosde of a tv show on network television that had gay people in it

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:00

Peta

This girl is headshotting fearsome behemoths on the plains of Tanzania and hundreds of thousands of fake liberals are QQ'ing about it on Facebook :qqsay:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:01

i am he

Peta posted:

This girl is headshotting fearsome behemoths on the plains of Tanzania and hundreds of thousands of fake liberals are QQ'ing about it on Facebook

while abortion is still legal and teenagers are sucking and loving, its disgusiting

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:02

Afro Doug

No! i dont want to gently caress the white bitch! i'll never shoot a lion again, i promise!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:03

Peta

Anyone who's played Savage: The Battle for Newerth or Savage 2 knows Kendall Jones is the real McCoy

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:05

Peta

Bump for the slayer of beasts. Support Kendall Jones :patriot:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 16:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Sleepy Owl posted:

i wanted to not kill that lion but i was too scared to

I go entire days without killing lions because of my intense bravery.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 17:16

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

she can kill as many lions as she wants cus .. im in love

# ? Jul 4, 2014 19:08

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:39

poverty goat

i think it takes enough balls to fly your white rear end to africa and get close to a lion that we can reject the OP's hypothesis

# ? Jul 4, 2014 19:29

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