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Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Zuniga assassinated Neymar to protect James top scorer record.

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

VisAbsoluta posted:

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Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Mr. Mambold posted:

It's not lupus. Actually I think they are taking him past the oncology ward.

Fair enough. Take the lad on one last mazy run for old times sake.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

TelekineticBear! posted:

he basically won italy the world cup by being a oval office, and also scoring a goal, but thats less important

and here i thought it was because Trezeguet missed his penalty

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Still doin fireworks.



Green is for neymar

Edit: the tanks were victims of ieds (black cats)

Dirk Pitt fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 5, 2014

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
I honestly thought he was running trying to run out the clock.

Ghetto Prince fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 5, 2014

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I've been busy having sex with my wife today and thus missed the match. Is there a gif of the Neymar incident?

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
right above you

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Ey didn't see that, thanks

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Whoever that ref was needs to get sent the gently caress home. Christ. Lost complete control of the game

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Whoever that ref was needs to get sent the gently caress home. Christ. Lost complete control of the game

honestly can't recall a worse performance since South Korea tbh, he put the clearly bent opening game into perspective of what a genuinely poo poo performance meant.

If anyone has any other examples of referees seriously endangering the players tho that'd be cool. This wasn't even acceptably poo poo like Croatia, neymar just had his back broken by this oval office not having the bottle to suspend players for the semi and it'd be outrageous if he ever refs this level again.

Spangly A fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jul 5, 2014

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
I wish Neymar a complete recovery as soon as Brazil loses 4 -0 to Germany with three goals from Klose.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I'm watching the replay, the multiple fouls/scuffle/botched free kick at 23 minutes is the moment you see the referee no longer having anything to do with the match. He allowed a fight and a stolen free kick, utterly pathetic.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mr. Mambold posted:

He rabbit-punched a guy in the back of the head earlier with both fists, no foul called and got instant karma.

oh oh can i see a gif or at least at what time it happened so i can watch it?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Xabi posted:

I've been busy having sex with my wife today and thus missed the match. Is there a gif of the Neymar incident?

I'm calling bullshit on you having sex for 90+ minutes.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

I'm calling bullshit on you having sex for 90+ minutes.

Hey I have been stalking him and his wife and it is true they have been what I guess is sex for the past 90+ minutes. There was a lot of dry humping and I think he touched her boobs but I am not too sure as I was busy trying to fap (I have problems of a sexual nature so trying to heal so don't judge me!)

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
I missed every minute of every game today except for the last half of :hitler:/:france: because I was traveling and just saw my Colombian friend poo poo-talking the ref on Facebook. What the hell happened in Brazil/Colombia?

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

I missed every minute of every game today except for the last half of :hitler:/:france: because I was traveling and just saw my Colombian friend poo poo-talking the ref on Facebook. What the hell happened in Brazil/Colombia?

Seriously the Ref seemed to have lost all his yellow cards. Brutal game.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I hope Neymar is dead.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Lowtechs posted:

Seriously the Ref seemed to have lost all his yellow cards. Brutal game.

So what, were the Brazilians coming out swinging or something? Because what my buddy's saying is that the ref was pretty much siding with Brazil. Which I expected, frankly, because no way Brazil isn't going to make it to at least the semifinals--Sepp Blatter's making sure of that.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

So what, were the Brazilians coming out swinging or something? Because what my buddy's saying is that the ref was pretty much siding with Brazil. Which I expected, frankly, because no way Brazil isn't going to make it to at least the semifinals--Sepp Blatter's making sure of that.

Both teams came out swinging.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Lowtechs posted:

Both teams came out swinging.

Ah, ok. Going to have to look up some highlights because if it was bad enough as the last couple of pages imply, it was less a football match and more a brawl.

Also gently caress Neymar but I still hope he gets better because athletes getting permanently injured makes me sad.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
i kinda regret skipping out on the brazil v columbia game now. i only bothered watching germany v france.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hey I missed the Colombine game, I was busy having love with op's mam, can someone please gif of me as a fat gay baby?

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I too want a gif of neymar punching someone. He's a oval office, but I want to see this.

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Oct 11, 2012

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NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

So what, were the Brazilians coming out swinging or something? Because what my buddy's saying is that the ref was pretty much siding with Brazil. Which I expected, frankly, because no way Brazil isn't going to make it to at least the semifinals--Sepp Blatter's making sure of that.

The were both playing extremely physical. Fernandinho and Zuniga were the biggest dicks respectively. Right before the first yellow card around the 60th minute they flashed up a stat that Brazil had comitted 24 fouls and Colombia 16 by that point. So 40 fouls without a card. The ref also botched foul calls, awarded GKs instead of corners, and completely lost control of a melee to the point it became a play. I would say overall the Brazilians were bigger thugs (Fernandinho shoulda been off in the fist half basically, but all people will remember now is Zuniga for his awful tackle on Hulk and him kneeing Neymar) but it was a dirty and awfully reffed game all around.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mr. Mambold posted:

He rabbit-punched a guy in the back of the head earlier with both fists, no foul called and got instant karma.

God damnit at what time did it happen?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Agrajag posted:

oh oh can i see a gif or at least at what time it happened so i can watch it?

I think it was on a corner early in the 2nd half when it became obvious that ref wasn't going to do anything, and it all started descending into a free brawl. Seriously, that ref should be brought up in civil court on reckless endangerment charges.

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

Agrajag posted:

i kinda regret skipping out on the brazil v columbia game now. i only bothered watching germany v france.

picture every other post being to the effect of "oh my god this ref is corrupt as gently caress, BR$azil"

congratulations you've experienced the brazil v colombia match day thread on forums dot somethingawful dot com

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mean Bean Machine posted:

I hope Neymar is dead.

he's still better with a broken spine than all of our strikers, that's what upsets me.


i mean you, portuguese people-.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Dirk Pitt posted:

I too want a gif of neymar punching someone. He's a oval office, but I want to see this.

It was really sissy stuff op. He balled his little fists up and hit the guy in the back of the head like a girl would hit. Shameful.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
I hope Neymar is never the same.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So Brazil is right hosed then.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
This just means he'll dive even more often when he comes back. Now he can grasp his back and cry

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This was my reaction. I kept waiting for him to hop off the stretcher, completely fine. And then it never happened.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
O menino que gritava lobo

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Seriously though the ref was dumb as poo poo. James was getting murdered all game then the first time he makes any kind of challenge he gets randomly booked and Luiz scores from the free-kick. It arguably wasn't even a foul at all. Apart from that the ref let people get brutally smashed all game and didn't even call half of them as fouls let alone book anyone.

hosed up imo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Psybro posted:

Cuadrado was so terrible, he was literally what kept Colombia out of contention for 75 minutes.

It was shocking.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Cuadrado was absolutely dire. He should have been taken off after 20 minutes.

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