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i am he

i've enver done anything weird because im a normal person, but i bet some of you guys have good stuff let's hear it

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
me neither - but i cant wait for the stories

i am he

dont be shy guys i probably should have used the safe space tag, because this is a safe space for you to share your weird habits or one time weirdo thing you did

Dexters Secret

one time i put my clothes on with a vibrator up my butt and i had another man put his hand on my stomach

i did this just to watch the expression on his face change to one of pure horror

Captain No-mates

one time i put a pair of shades on my penis so it was like a nose

i am he

wow haha now we're getting somewhere :staredog:

Captain No-mates

Captain No-mates posted:

one time i put a pair of shades on my penis so it was like a nose

i just did this again and had a little chuckle to myself

i am he

one time i put my clothes on upside down and walked on my hands so when people came to kiss my cheeks (frenchy here) they were tricked into kissing my butt

Koishi Komeiji



I don't know if this counts but one time I killed a dude.

soybean

post in byob

SIDS Vicious


i had hetero sex

beer pal

i drink my pee every day. it's not actually gross or hosed up, but you all probably think it is, because youre ignorant.

kittycopter

Don't worry,
he soars above us...

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i had hetero sex

woah

TheShazbot

I posted in fyad

Tane

im arnies parachute account

Diqnol

I murdered hundreds of n*ggers with bazookas.

ass
Anime

poverty goat



pooping in an airport restroom

Gusano
i had a relationship with a woman that had a 5 year old son

after a while i convinced th kid to call me "dad"

then i left the woman LOL

Sex Beef 2.0
j/o sesh at pizza hut

Gray Garrison

Good old Jersey Boy Racist
handled a decomposed body

Korean Boomhauer
i accidentially yanked my rod to normal porn once

nvm no cake

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I murdered hundreds of n*ggers with bazookas.

it's true i watched him do it

nvm no cake

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i accidentially yanked my rod to normal porn once

it's true i watched him do it

Sleepy Sip

i sell my used shoes to foot fetishists over the web

Harime Nui

The New Insincerity
I posted unironically once..... Never again. Never again.

ulvir

one time when I farted under the duvet I lifted it up so I could smell it

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Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
I discovered if you leave you leave out regular cheap chocolate chip cookies overnight they actually get softer and tastier

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