Star War Sex Parrot posted:

shadow puppet of a posted:

in other news a 5 year old in england became microsoft certified for workstations or something

cremnob posted:

http://9to5mac.com/2015/10/15/ibm-mac-support/

this is the IT janitor's worst nightmare

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

onedrive for (poo poo) business

Sagebrush posted:

i like the part where it says (not shut down) because "shut down" in w10 is some stupid hybrid sleep garbage that doesn't actually reset the operating system

that really messed me up for a while because my weird olde habit is to always use shut down instead of restart when i'm doing things that require restarts. feels like i need to give the computer a chance to cool down for 30 seconds before booting it back up again yknow. but anyway that kind of "restart" doesn't count as a restart for any purpose that requires a real restart since microsoft started this poo poo

Call Me Charlie posted:

my sources say.

my contacts say

my contacts say

from what my sources are saying

Update: "We have nothing to share," said a Microsoft spokesperson.
http://www.zdnet.com/article/microsofts-coming-windows-10-cloud-release-may-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-cloud/