Ideas for a better america

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Tane

-let the confederacy reform and be their own thing again. they're dead weight and we should drop em.
-no zimbooe
-politicians running for office must post ama threads in fyad
-for the love of god let me buy alcohol on a sunday. you are pissing on the first amendment

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# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:01

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 14:10

Koishi Komeiji

- Every time the president fucks up he has to do a physical challenge like on Double Dare and if he fails he doesn't get to be president anymore.
- Whichever team loses the Superbowl they have to change that team's state's name to The Seahawks suck or The Patriots suck or whatever for at least a year.
- People have to be nice to me on the bus.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:22

Afro Doug

blue laws rule bitch. this is a christian nation

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:22

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

NUCLEAR FIRE

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:23

Sex Beef 2.0

Idk, less shootings maybe.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:26

SIDS Vicious

ukes

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:42

SIDS Vicious

was supposed to say nukes, think i prefer what i wrote

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:42

poverty goat

legal weed obviously, you guys are bad at this

# ? Jul 5, 2014 02:58

Diqnol

-Universal Healthcare: This one's an obvious one. We have a nice healthcare system but drat if most of our population isn't getting hosed.
-Multiple major political parties: This duality bullshit where no matter what you pick you have to compromise on a number of issues and a large number of voters just voting along party lines is poo poo and we need to fix it.
-Let Me Shout Fire In The Movie Theater: Well, obviously. What's the big deal if I want to have a movie experience shared only with people familiar with irony? They're the only ones who I want to see it, anyway.
-Solar Roads: This would be cool as hell and would "cement" us as the best country in the world
-Unregulated internet: That's right, I said it. Let the hosed up people exist and put whatever they want on the internet, only arrest them for the hosed up poo poo. Let them put it there anyway because regulating it will leads to other hosed up things worse than letting them have it.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:13

Seanightjar

subsidize animes

# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:15

Moongrave: Finally Living Rent Free

# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:15

bog pixie

split it into 50 countries

# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:41

bog pixie

its obvious

# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:41

Captain No-mates

i am the grand duke of idaho, please kneel in my presence

# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:46

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# ? Jul 5, 2014 03:50

bog pixie

bring back each president from the dead, and they will form an immortal council under the leadership of a genetically enhanced bald eagle, Fat Frank. America will be pushed into a new age of corporate fascism, and 70% of goverment funds will be spent on Brands, including brands yiou know and love, usch as Burger King, Cartoon Network, Gucci, and WalMart. some new brands will also take the scene, like PIZZA GODS .they installed aircrafts that drop pizza from the sky - delivery time - 7 seconds. the pizza gods get fuel by sucking up all the clouds. communities of pizza greasers are born and die in those ships.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 04:08

Flynn Taggart

Murder the rich and build a palace with their bones

# ? Jul 5, 2014 04:27

deep dish peat moss

-start World War 3 so we can win the World War Championship Belt for a third time.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 04:29

ron color

Ectral posted:

bring back each president from the dead, and they will form an immortal council under the leadership of a genetically enhanced bald eagle, Fat Frank. America will be pushed into a new age of corporate fascism, and 70% of goverment funds will be spent on Brands, including brands yiou know and love, usch as Burger King, Cartoon Network, Gucci, and WalMart. some new brands will also take the scene, like PIZZA GODS .they installed aircrafts that drop pizza from the sky - delivery time - 7 seconds. the pizza gods get fuel by sucking up all the clouds. communities of pizza greasers are born and die in those ships.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 05:19