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This drunk thread is not canon. One year. One Drunk Thread. You're killing us.
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Obama Africanus posted:I run an AA meeting. 
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Jul 6, 2014 06:56
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Just imagining a handful of cops and a coroner having a knee-slapping chuckle while standing over this guy's windshield-shredded remains.
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Jul 6, 2014 09:23
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Fucitol posted:
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Jul 6, 2014 11:03
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Jul 6, 2014 21:04
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I got a B in my important-to-my-major summer class. I thought I was getting an A. Critique sessions lied, Dunning-Kruger applied. I can't believe how much time I spent re-shooting stuff just because I was ahead of everyone else and wanted to dunk on 'em. I could've stopped shooting after week 2, stalled, and then submitted it at the end for probably a B- Eat my rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 7, 2014 15:54
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YEAH, ARF
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Jul 8, 2014 05:15
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quote:The national media, no doubt conditioned by the exorbitant cost of living on the two coasts, loves tales of houses in flyover country selling for the price of a crappy used car and the plucky urban homesteaders who buy them. So does the public. A recent BuzzFeed story by Drew Philip about his Herculean efforts to restore a $500 house in Detroit attracted more than 1.4 million views. “The city is filled with these structures, houses whose yellowy eyes seem to follow you,” Philip wrote. “It would be only one house out of thousands, but I wanted to prove it could be done, prove that this American vision of torment could be built back into a home.” We can call it COP Schneider, because that sounds just like an Afghan mansion I lived in, down to removing debris (and poop) from an unfinished bathroom to create a one-man bedroom.
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Jul 8, 2014 05:45
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sac up and go McNulty on this thing GET OFF MY TOES NICE IT AINT YOUR TURN TO GIVE A poo poo
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Jul 11, 2014 00:31
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GBS whatever.point.whatever is basically Hamsterdam when you think about it.
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Jul 11, 2014 00:33
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Lowtax is a grizzled black police captain with a big butt is what I'm saying.
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Jul 11, 2014 00:34
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I started watching it but they were speaking spanish or something and there weren't any subtitles. Tried a different torrent and the same thing happened. Every movie is garbage.
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Jul 12, 2014 21:24
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I was going to criticize the film for casting generic white guy to play the hero of the impoverished dirt people or whatever but then I remembered it was a sci-fi film and actual poor people don't give a poo poo about sci-fi because it hurts their brains. Transformers doesn't count because it's basically huffing glue for your eyes. edit: Also transformers is about CARS and jesus christ pop a hood if you want 8 hours of entertainment in an apartment complex parking lot.
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Jul 12, 2014 21:44
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at the date posted:no Gay.
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Jul 13, 2014 05:10
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Well obviously. It's pretty cool that the captain and the translator are also retarded. The Sergeant Major is very much aware when he offers to hit the Marines on the grooming standard in order to lift morale (aka distract them from being pissed off about stuff that matters). poo poo works.
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Jul 13, 2014 09:25
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Human resources doesn't give a poo poo.
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Jul 14, 2014 21:56
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It's so weird that "What was your major?" is a question you'll hear for the rest of your life and in every job interview ever. Gosh. Whoa. Really important stuff.
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Jul 15, 2014 07:55
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gleep gloop posted:That's what especially cool about a Philosophy major. It's a LOT of loving work and it isn't easy, but you can't do anything with it besides teach. You could probably get a job with it if one of the requirements of that job is a bachelors. Weird.
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Jul 15, 2014 08:25
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gleep gloop posted:If all you want to do is get some lovely that just wants a bachelors you may as well just major in something easy then. Agreed. I figure anyone studying something goofy and useless like women's studies/rhetoric/film is doing it because they enjoy it (aka it is "easy" to put effort into). Not going to be able to afford a boat and a coke habit, though.
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Jul 15, 2014 08:43
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Snowdens Secret posted:Fine arts major spotted trying to blend in  nnnnnope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvec76fl274&t=93s
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Jul 16, 2014 00:11
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Saw this on my facebook feed today. Not popular enough to shed school friends through snarky Facebook comments so I'm going to drop this here in the hugbox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oIuw3yIyhI The room erupts in laughter when she says people complain, "Well my 5 year old wants to be a dog- should I let them?" Your 5 year old son convinced you that he is actually a girl because he is mystified by his own weiner.. Maybe you should ease off on the transpuppy hate, you disgusting bigot.
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Jul 16, 2014 17:05
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quote:Now it's raining and it's pouring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxF0272ra50 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 17, 2014 22:33
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Victor Vermis posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) 
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Jul 18, 2014 06:24
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The fact that you'd probate a GiPper on the eve of nuclear apocalypse is only slightly less hosed up than the fact that you'll probably be vaporized painlessly in the initial volley while the most of us flail about in a fleshy radioactive pool of neighbors and loved ones.
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Jul 18, 2014 06:35
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Sorry man, I had to give my boy gleep a birthday present and he demanded your blood. gently caress u gleep gloop
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Jul 18, 2014 11:36
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gleep gloop posted:Suck mah dick Do you see a blue star by my name?
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Jul 18, 2014 11:46
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Look at this little bitch mad about a 6 hour probation. It's the principle. Nice rap sheet, why hasn't the Baconator gorged himself on your trough? tuluk you don't get a quoted reply because you're an old weirdo.
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Jul 18, 2014 15:43
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Booblord Zagats posted:VV, just stick to drawing pretty pictures, dude. You're good at those k  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msEYGql0drc
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Jul 18, 2014 16:07
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:#kk idgi I've already said too much. But seriously gently caress Whip amirite 
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Jul 18, 2014 16:39
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Godholio posted:If you weren't shocked at how that ended (and you're old enough to have seen it), you're a goddamn terrorist. Paul grew up and became Marilyn Manson?
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Jul 19, 2014 11:37
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Mr. Nice! went above and beyond the call of duty in his brief time as a mod. Not only was he not Whip, but he was also not Whip. A sad day.
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Jul 19, 2014 22:54
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Who knows! I just woke up to the news. Maybe it'll be shim 
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Jul 19, 2014 23:12
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I swear to god, I'm trying to loving eat my dinner. 
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Jul 21, 2014 23:50
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Christoff posted:http://m.yumasun.com/news/former-marine-facing-child-molestation-charges/article_80a9d25c-1132-11e4-ba09-001a4bcf6878.html?mode=jqm tl;dr: The SGM from Generation Kill is a kiddy diddler.
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Jul 22, 2014 15:46
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Booblord Zagats posted:Sometimes I think Gone with the Blast Wave is written by a GiP poster ... because it isn't funny?
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Jul 23, 2014 14:31
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I read a few more, there are some good ones. And then I clicked around..  That's a pretty good gig.
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Jul 23, 2014 14:55
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I too immediately thought of that thread. It's from 2006. Cool life.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:08
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Whip Slagcheek posted:yeah I read it. For the most part he's right we are a very small subforum. A self-contained lepers colony of idiots if you will. Well in that case can I get my rap sheet expunged? 2 non-Whip offenses in 10 years. What if I want to run for SA congress one day?
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Jul 28, 2014 00:00
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:Need to find a proper avatar for it 
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Jul 28, 2014 00:31
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Don't let dreams get in the way of your dreams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vMmeZ6LHI
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Jul 29, 2014 01:45
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