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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
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A Bootleg GBA Cart posted:

You have to touch cat poop when it is still warm/malleable and even then you need it to enter your nervous system via mastication, so unfortunately you do not yet have toxoplasmosis :(

Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
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A misanthrope posted:

your the cat's mom and the cat wants you to lick his pooper

do it you rude rear end

I think instead I'm just going to keep pushing it off my lap so I don't have catbutt in my face like I always do. And then I will have the dog get in my lap and I will enjoy petting a furry animal that likes me rather than the one that sticks it's butt in people's faces.

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