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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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middle to upper middle class people tend to work a lot and therefore prefer cats, because cats don't need nearly as much attention as dogs

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Design Spots posted:

My cat a nether god who summons portals and causes undead to rise.

my cat owns.

prtty cool cat

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Not Nipsy Russell posted:

Poors's Guide to Cat Ownership:

1. buy cat food.
2. Put cat food out in bowl on porch.

You now own cat!

Bonus, if your neighbor has a garden, no litterbox is needed!

(Ask me about my white trash neighbors, and "their" unfixed male ginger named Boss that constantly fights other cats, raccoons, and people. His head looks like he's been sticking it in a blender, he's probably blind in one eye. Got both nuts, though!)

boss owns

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Design Spots posted:

most cats by design are demons though

just look at um for fucks sake

ultimate hunters and killers, they can survive falling 12 stories and just one can deplete an entire island of wildlife


prrty scary if you think about it


a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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naem posted:

Sooooo fuzzy I WUv you mistar miffin muffinz!!!!!!!!!!

:3: :black101:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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ASSASSINS! posted:

cats are metal as gently caress

yeah they think they're in like an action movie or something





a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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more murder cutie kung fu












also i've watched this video probably 30 times all the way through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1vpB6h3ek4

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



back the gently caress off

lol cat fukin murderd that dude

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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gggiiimmmppp posted:

cats are like elderly alzheimers patients that need someone to clean up their poop

it's easy to train cats to poop in the toilet

dogs can't do that

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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bunky posted:

fact: adolf hitler's fursona was a cat


i think that's a fox

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Design Spots posted:

my cat is sleeping on my feet as i type this

it knows how inebrieted i am, and still loves me

my cat stays there because

the pact is made
not with chalk or pen,

that was almost coherent and in context with the thread

good job!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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bunky posted:

my dog likes peanut butter

:pervert:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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porkchop_express posted:

outlaw guns and only mr mew mew will have guns

if my cat had a gun every person and animal would be dead

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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she has a good point tho

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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system protocol posted:

I think I own a cat.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Crewmine posted:

someone find that study that said toxo made dudes hotter to women, because since reading that i've rubbed stray cats over every inch of my body every day and frankly it's really changed my life for the better

you have to eat their poop

not kidding

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Moxie posted:

Cats are almost universally unemployed

one of our very own goons has a successfully employed cat



he's a real corporate ladder climber (he just doesn't know how to get back down)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

One of my cats is a Bombay, and while shes an adorable little cat, she makes the most disgusting sounds while eating. Sounds like a vacuum loving a tub of jello.

your cat is broken return her to the factory

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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ArbitraryC posted:

Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior.

your the cat's mom and the cat wants you to lick his pooper

do it you rude rear end

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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guys watch this its real good and doesnt take much time

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