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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Cats are a low risk, high return investment.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

A Bootleg GBA Cart posted:

You have to touch cat poop when it is still warm/malleable and even then you need it to enter your nervous system via mastication, so unfortunately you do not yet have toxoplasmosis :(

Lol what kind of loser touches COLD cat poop

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ArbitraryC posted:

Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior.

I heard they do this when they see you as a motherly figure but I still don't get it

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ArbitraryC posted:

I think instead I'm just going to keep pushing it off my lap so I don't have catbutt in my face like I always do. And then I will have the dog get in my lap and I will enjoy petting a furry animal that likes me rather than the one that sticks it's butt in people's faces.

stick your face in the dog's butt to make the cat jealous

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Crewmine posted:

dogs sometimes let out a bit of pee when they're dozing in your lap, my dog owning friends tell me.

You just have a lot of pants-pissing friends and they teamed up to make an excuse to come round your house still

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