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i like to maintain the garden, its relaxing. i was weeding the herb bed when my girl popped her head out of th eback door and was all like "yeah its good to have hobbies, i read in my psychology elective about the human condition, how we need to distract ourselves from thinking about..." she kept saying more but by then my hands were waving in the air so hard that i had taken flight
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oh I was to a The Prodigy (tm) concert in Frankfurt once and it was inside of a building and if you left the building you weren't allowed to come back in and the beverage prices were like crazy imaginary numbers.
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"everybody get down" ...uh, okay, is there a robbery happening or...?
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Jul 9, 2014 10:24
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im haeving relationship problems atm because whenever my girl starts talking about her day or w/e my hands just levitate up uncontrollably, making it hard for me to finish my meal
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Jul 9, 2014 14:22
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breadingbutter witnessed a rape in progress and his arms immediately started pinwheeling like sonic's legs, preventing him from calling the police
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Jul 9, 2014 14:41
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breadingbutter witnessed a rape in progress and his arms immediately started pinwheeling like sonic's legs, preventing him from calling the police
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Jul 9, 2014 14:47
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breadingbutter witnessed a rape in progress and his arms immediately started pinwheeling like sonic's legs, preventing him from calling the police
cmon give the guy a break, there were like 40 more rapists hiding in the bushes ready to ambush him
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Jul 9, 2014 14:58
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im haeving relationship problems atm because whenever my girl starts talking about her day or w/e my hands just levitate up uncontrollably, making it hard for me to finish my meal
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Jul 9, 2014 17:25
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I have Body Integrity Disorder, which means I feel as though my arms do not belong to me. Therefore when I attened your concert last nite I was dismayed to hear you use the phrase, "throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care." I DON'T WANT MY ARMS JAY-Z. THEY FEEL LIKE ALIEN SNAKES SMACKING AGAINST MY BODY. Asking ME not to care about MY ARMS and Body Integrity Disorder is really insensitive. I came to your concert to escape my arms, not be reminded of these gangly appendages that need removal. Disgusting. You and my arms.
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Jul 9, 2014 18:01
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is he chewin on an oreo?
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