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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i gotta know

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
take your time yob the answers will come

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i think as long as you cook it to a proper internal temperature of 145 degrees i think youre safe

deep dish peat moss

Only if you eat a whole bag of them.

Bukowski

hammulder
I told everyone in chat expired dairy product lube and nobody talked for an hour

Saranya



Remember not to rinse your uncooked dick in the sink, as this can spread germs over your entire dishwashing station.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
to be quite honest, let's do some math!

If we're talking about simply eating some cum, the answer is trivial!

First, we must find out the LD50 of semen.

What is the LD50 value? It is the "median lethal dose," of "lethal concentration 50" of a toxin, radiation, or pathogen. It simply means that this is the dose of any substance that is known to kill 50% of the people who take it!


Unfortunately, there is not a lot of internet literature on the exact LD50 of semen from a human being, but we can find out the values for the constituent minerals that are known to be toxic that are also discovered inside human semen. Wow.

We're going to limit our search to the following minerals found common in most male semen: calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

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google THIS

Angry Fish posted:

to be quite honest, let's do some math!

If we're talking about simply eating some cum, the answer is trivial!

First, we must find out the LD50 of semen.

What is the LD50 value? It is the "median lethal dose," of "lethal concentration 50" of a toxin, radiation, or pathogen. It simply means that this is the dose of any substance that is known to kill 50% of the people who take it!


Unfortunately, there is not a lot of internet literature on the exact LD50 of semen from a human being, but we can find out the values for the constituent minerals that are known to be toxic that are also discovered inside human semen. Wow.

We're going to limit our search to the following minerals found common in most male semen: calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

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toxicity from substances naturally occurring in a food is different from food poisoning

google THIS

Jett posted:

toxicity from substances naturally occurring in a food is different from food poisoning

i mean if you want to go down this road more power to you but you're answering an entirely different question here than the one posed in the op

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personally i was just going to tell cb to stop eating dead dicks but then poo poo got all nerdy

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Jett posted:

personally i was just going to tell cb to stop eating dead dicks but then poo poo got all nerdy

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
penis is dirty

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Blue's Clues

ChairmanMeow posted:

penis is dirty

i wash penis

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