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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

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I don't really care about the result today. I just hope for some good foot. Van Gaal tears will be just as sweet as Messi tears when Germany lifts the trophy.

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Eau de MacGowan posted:

but loving oliwan

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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El Hefe posted:

Messi never cries.

I for got that autists don't cry for the right reasons. I'd settle for their coach trust falling and no one catching him.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
I hope both teams lose for being terrible.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
What I wouldn't give to be in a London pub singing the champions league anthem willing the Dutch to victory.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
I'm not one to complian about dross games, but gently caress. This one is dire.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal

straight up brolic posted:

ive had three beers since halftime AMA

what kind?

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
not one to complain about bonus football usually, but this is bad. Both teams have very clenched anuses. And RVP is really, really bad.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal

African AIDS cum posted:

They are horrible, a crutch for the mentally weak. A way to take a moral victory from a loss, all around extremely gay.

Agreed, op. A bad way to end a bad match (typically).

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
lol

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal

regulargonzalez posted:

To follow up on the football analogy, here is a modest proposal that I think would be more interesting. Should probably go in the newbie thread but in the interest of continuing the discussion here, I'll leave it. Especially since nothing is going on in the game.

So, each team gets a turn on offense. They start with the ball at midfield, if ball goes back across it, it's reset at midfield again with the offense having control. Defense plays a man down. Offense has 5 minutes to score as much as they can. Repeat with teams switching offense / defense roles. If tied after this first round, repeat but this time the defense plays 2 men down (or 3 if it goes into a third, etc).

:getout:

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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African AIDS cum posted:

Instead of penalties, Replace the defense with filipino rent boys and instead of playing soccer they try to do hosed up poo poo to em, pornograhpic as hell. Thoughts??

replace rent boys with transgendered's and you are on to something.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal

Hegay posted:

Cillesen has apparently never saved a pen

Too bad Van Gaal cont do something classically Van GAal and sub the keeper.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
code:
ARG - - - - -
NED - - - - -

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
code:
ARG - - - - -
NED 0 - - - -

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
x

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
1-1

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
2-1

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
2-1

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
Dutch losing to a team with no words in their national anthem loving lol

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
Krul should've been subbed/

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
That was trash. What a loving boring match.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal

Teron D Amun posted:

I'd like to thank Dirk Pitt for keeping the thread updated during PKs with Xs and Os

You are all welcome. I'd hate for goons without television to not know what was happening.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Enigma89 posted:

This thread 63 pages, yesterday's thread 120.

There were no goals, op :smith: just a waste of two hours

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
Are dutchies crashing out on penalties as funny as England yet?

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Ninja fetus posted:

Nope. Sorry.

Just checking. Still funny, but not as classic as England.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal

dkj posted:

A lot of Dutch fans from the other day arnt here I hope nothing bad happened to them.

I do, gently caress those beta bitches :getin:

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Toilet Rascal
ESPN's world cup daily show is top loving class. I really enjoy their coverage and am going to miss it severely.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Moktaro posted:

It's FIFA protecting their own once again, they're pretty much the closest thing to a poster child for the saying about absolute power. Disgraceful.

To be honest, a sovereign nation firing their football association's leadership is really loving stupid.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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Vertical Lime posted:

Fox won't live up in the future, I just know it

It's going to be like ESPN in 2002. Non existent coverage, no one in the host nation, no actual foot experts. I am very distressed and hate that I have to spend 4 years wringing my hands over this.

Edit: I've been joking with people that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are going to be calling USA games from a studio in New York, I am not sure how much I am joking anymore...

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

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R.D. Mangles posted:

It's going to be Gus Johnson

This is not an improvement.

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