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The Dutch are the dopingest team in soccer. Shame all their wins will be tainted by their doping legacy. A nation of fraud racist cheats.

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Shrapnig posted:

Robben looks like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia, makes you think.

His viral load is very powerful

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NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

Dutch is the only language I instinctively link to casual racism the second I see/hear it. gently caress Holland, but that said I want to see NED-GER and ARG-BRA so go orange.

Casual racism is really good

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Casual racism is where you wear khakis with your klan outfit

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Hegay posted:

The spirit of Rabobank lives on

Yes and they won the tour today, shameful dutch dopers

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Not looking forward to another BRA-ARG, the last one gave me PTSD. if i want to buy a b-cup who are they to tell me its too big

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Just looking at twitter, Grant Wahl says Robbie Rodgers would really like to be there in the midst of all this action, getting stuck in and throwing himself about with abandon

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Game has me thinking, how many trader joes chocolate chip dunkers am i allowed to eat in one sitting

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julian assflange posted:

Only you know your own limits Tom. Push beyond them

Thanks friend.

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Gigi Galli posted:

SHUT UP ABOUT CONCUSSIONS AND STOP EGGING ANYONE ON ABOUT THEM

Thanks, enjoy this literal world cup semi final

I'm gonna find some sexist imagery in the half time ads and blow this thread up with logic

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Sandwolf posted:

I agree, Messi needs a helmet, he's a danger to himself the autistic spaz

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The dutch plan to throw messi off his game by setting up a model train set at half time

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Yesterday i had to poo poo and then shower and while i was in there germany scored 4 goals. Might have to make the sacrifice again

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Might fix some authentic Argentina food, Tacos, or whatever lol or how bout Chili Con Cussions haha thats real bad

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Pochoclo posted:

Empanadas and milanesas and asado, we don't even do chili

Its all the same to us

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"You know what honey? I'm craving dutch food tonight" -literally never been uttered

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Mmm not really feeling this game, nearly out of snacks here, got a tub of ice cream in reserve... Really hoping someone can tangentially make this game about some progressive politics thing thats modern and hip with millenials

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dingirfecho posted:

Actually...there were a lot, once. But a general, San martín implemented Southpark's idea of a black regiment human shield and put all non-blacks behind them. Then, he sounded the charge...and that's why we don't have any black Argentinians. Sad but true.

I bet this set the Argentine Space program back decades

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Lol gaylor twellman on espn crying about c*ncussions what a retarded baby bitch

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Sandwolf posted:

holy gently caress I wish Taylor Twellman's concussion killed him

Same

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South americans don't deserve democracy imho

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

theyd all be well chuffed to be fascists no joke

They'll follow anyone who wears a bandana and shoots a gun in the sky. Serious 3rd world status

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Syncopated posted:

a woman? LOL

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I am just crushing this container of wasabi peas and browsing sorority girls on instagram right now. Game isnt grabbing my attention at all

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Took a break to do some yardwork, looks like i didnt miss poo poo. Now, time to start going HAM on these Trader Joes Dark Chocolate Pine Nut Quinoa Bites

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stickyfngrdboy posted:

maybe i have a problem but i've had at least 8 beres since half time which was ages ago

I'd be incoherent on 8 beers #cuttingseason

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Dutch defender said "i bet you can't count all the blades of grass in the center circle" and really has thrown messi off his game

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Messi is already planning which countries to annex in his next paradox games gaming sesh that he does on PC in a popular lets play found at twotch.tv/Catalan_Gamer69

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Kuyt is and always has been an unwatchable little poo poo merchant goblin

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This game is why soccer is a 9th tier sport, as much as i love it, just being brutally honest. This is some fail rear end poo poo

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Hegay posted:

i hate this, exact opposite of yesterdays match. im half asleep

Both scared to lose more than they want to win it is so beta, fifa need to incentivize attacking somehow. This is dog poo poo

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regulargonzalez posted:

So, real talk. I am a new viewer, just started watching with this world cup and liking it quite a bit. But penalty kicks seem a bs way to end it. It seems like the type of thing I would have found intense and exxtreme when I was 12 but just seems so arbitrary now.

Are PKs generally considered a good, legit way to decide ties, or do they seem lovely to other people too?

Also, why are they called penalty kicks? There's no penalty as far as I can tell?

They are horrible, a crutch for the mentally weak. A way to take a moral victory from a loss, all around extremely gay.

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Azerban posted:

if you score more goals you win the game, i think this incentivizes attacking sufficiently

What would you know canadian guy lol do they even show soccer up there haha

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No wonder Anne Frank killed herself and her dad faked her diaries, this is so bad if i was dutch i'd do the same

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Holland are "hiding in the annex" trying to avoid the germans

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regulargonzalez posted:

To follow up on the football analogy, here is a modest proposal that I think would be more interesting. Should probably go in the newbie thread but in the interest of continuing the discussion here, I'll leave it. Especially since nothing is going on in the game.

So, each team gets a turn on offense. They start with the ball at midfield, if ball goes back across it, it's reset at midfield again with the offense having control. Defense plays a man down. Offense has 5 minutes to score as much as they can. Repeat with teams switching offense / defense roles. If tied after this first round, repeat but this time the defense plays 2 men down (or 3 if it goes into a third, etc).

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