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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
I think my hatred of Argentina and desire to see Brazil lose to them for third place outweighs my hatred for oliwan et al.

HUP HOLLAND HUP

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

seiferguy posted:

Anyone have a link to Univision's stream of this game? I can't understand Spanish, and their site is the one site at my work that isn't blocked which allows me to watch the game.

I think you need to sign on now to get the Univision webstream. Still, deportesenvivo.univision.com should be enough to get you started.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

vintagepurple posted:

I really hate the dutch. Not the team just the whole nation. Giant smug fuckers. Even smugger than the swedes, and Mexico deserved to beat them. Get hosed netherlanders.

Dutch is the only language I instinctively link to casual racism the second I see/hear it. gently caress Holland, but that said I want to see NED-GER and ARG-BRA so go orange.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Good kick, better save

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

African AIDS cum posted:

Casual racism is really good

Not when it's so tacky, though

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Calidar posted:

Whats all this crap on the ground at the Dutch end?

hey that's no way to refer to the Dutch players!!!

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Bogan Krkic posted:

agreed, gently caress the dutch

*checks Women of World Cup thread*

Eh, no thanks.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
bonk

:rip:

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

FiftySeven posted:

You know, if it stops them all from wearing loving stupid haircuts, then I dont see any problem with this.

sadly, dumbass rat tails will still find a way to poke out

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Enigma89 posted:

We had like 3 or 4 goals in the Germany game at this point :vince:

Five, actually.

gently caress holland gently caress Argentina both are garbage nations populated by garbage people that send out garbage teams staffed by garbagemen

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Katana Gomai posted:

And yet, both of these teams have a legit shot at winning the title

No they don't :godwinning:

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
guys i get the impression that martin indi is kind of a dick on the field is this true??

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Pissflaps posted:

Do you get black argentines

nope, argies are racist as hell and won't allow black people in their country.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
dang, players falling all over the place

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
i guess ref is bored and wants to see literal punches get thrown before he gets the cards out??

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
is that...a card?????

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Soccer more like sucker!

(We are the suckers for watching this match)

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
last WC the zzzz came from the vuvuzelas

this year it is we who are going zzz

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Elliptical Dick posted:

how did you already forget glorious yesterday?

poo poo i meanto to write "today" not "this year"

i suck at posting

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
oh has the ssecond half begun again that's nice i'm going back to sleep

oh wait we got a man down

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
Tiki taka isn't dead, it just found a new host.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
oh christ this poo poo is going to go into overtime isnt it

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

GoSpeedGo! posted:

We need some of that Aryan superpower here

But Argentina's already playing???

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

stickyfngrdboy posted:

no, but it might go into extra time if that helps

that's what i meant to say, thanks for clearing up the terminology for me op :)

straight up brolic posted:

lol no one is playing tiki taka this is called "poo poo football"

that's fair

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

i hope germany wins the world cup they deserve it

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

track day bro! posted:

its funny to see you all still posting about the world cup now im back from the gym

did you have a good workout?

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

tetsman posted:

i'm not bored watching the game, in fact i enjoy a balanced struggle between two teams that know they could reach the world cup final. Please friends, enjoy football

no

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

ArfJason posted:

im an argie

that means you're not really latino then, op

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
what's nate silver got to say about this match who's he think is going to win?

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Ponce de Le0n posted:

i hope holland get through because an Argentina Brazil 3rd place playoff will be tasty as gently caress

reminder that this match would take place in Brazil's capital city.

imagine Brazil losing :getin:

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Omi-Polari posted:

here's my nate silver impression



most entertaining thing i've seen all day 5/5

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

stickyfngrdboy posted:

honestly if you think any brazilian is going to give a gently caress about what happens in the 3rd place play off you're mental. if argies win the world cup in their country, they might be a little salty about it for a long time

i know but at this point i want to dance on the grave of the Selecao as hard as possible

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
welp, gently caress watching extra time of this i'm going to play videogames for the next half hour or so.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Basscop posted:

They used to just lead both teams behind the barn and shoot them if neither scored in 120 mins so i'd say it's an improvement

Ought to bring back the old rules for this one match

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

regulargonzalez posted:

To follow up on the football analogy, here is a modest proposal that I think would be more interesting. Should probably go in the newbie thread but in the interest of continuing the discussion here, I'll leave it. Especially since nothing is going on in the game.

So, each team gets a turn on offense. They start with the ball at midfield, if ball goes back across it, it's reset at midfield again with the offense having control. Defense plays a man down. Offense has 5 minutes to score as much as they can. Repeat with teams switching offense / defense roles. If tied after this first round, repeat but this time the defense plays 2 men down (or 3 if it goes into a third, etc).

IMO, soccer's a bit too fluid to allow for that sort of thing, though.

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
so long orange, see you in third place

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
the Ticos send their regards

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Dirk Pitt posted:

Dutch losing to a team with no words in their national anthem loving lol

Argentina's anthem has lyrics, though? Maybe you're thinking of Spain?

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
i know i started off backing Holland, but...

SUCK IT OLIWAN WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

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Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Xachariah posted:

Add another ball to the game every 5 minutes till someone scores.

I would legit enjoy this.

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