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I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Pre-social media sites, I would be bored at work and would read news websites. After catching up on current events, and doing the crossword, I'd start reading the advice columns. Hints From Heloise had some loving stupid people writing in to share their ridiculous ideas.

One woman had a solution for sweating water glasses at dinner parties leaving you with wet hands or water rings on the table. Her solution? Socks. Cut up some old socks and use the elastic portion that runs from the ankle up the shin to create a sleeve for the glasses. What kind loving stupid idiot would think that their guests would appreciate used socks around their glasses instead of drying their hands on napkins or using a loving coaster?

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