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One neat trick to keep your house cool in summer is to fill the entire building with ice. edit: Another weird trick to keep your house warm in winter is to fill the entire building with mice. This one was passed down by my great grandmother - if you have trouble eating food in tin cans, take the food out of the can first. The empty tin can can also be used as a hat for the food if you turn it upside down. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 18:31 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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Keep your pants on when you poo poo, no more messy bathroom experiences! One simple tip to cleaning your ceiling fans is to use the leg of your poo poo filled pants - slide the leg over the fan blade and then pull it off. Now you have dust stuck to the poo poo in your pants instead of the fan blade (mostly). An emotionally abused housewife in Sarasota has a great tip for getting the smell of dust covered poo poo out of your living room. Simply collect all of your vomit in used 2 liter soda bottles, and leave them on the porch in the sun. When you come home, the vomit fumes will form a crusty layer inside your airway, protecting you from the poo poo and dust smells inside! 17 shocking uses for old soda bottles filled with your vomit! Don't let them tell you they are only for poo poo and dust smell protection Used tampons as wolverine traps? This one will save you millions on wolverine control. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Jul 28, 2014 |
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Jul 28, 2014 21:09
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Thesaurus posted:Boozehack: If you want to be drunk at work secretly, inject the booze directly into your anus. You can get drunk fast without having people smell alcohol on your breathe!
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Jul 30, 2014 17:17
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Hate being pregnant? Check out this one weird trick discovered by my husband when I tripped down the stairs like the clumsy bitch I am. #babyhacks
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Aug 15, 2014 16:38
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Wandle Cax posted:Lifehack: sometimes you are out of the house and want to purchase some food for a convenient meal! 1) Check out @dickmaggot50's recipe for toilet bread 2) Read through 25 common household meat replacements for some great meat substitues! 3) Take a stroll through your "neighborhood garden" and forage for 17 edible rocks! 4) Make cheese by leaving a half-gallon of whole milk under your deck for 12 weeks! 5) If you are out of mustard or tomatoes, just substitute 4 cups of mayo. Enjoy your expanded sandwich making future!
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Aug 26, 2014 15:17
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Want to make a quick dinner, but you don't have any chicken? Put some feathers on up your rear end and drink until you black out. When you wake up, you'll be all like "what the gently caress? did I eat a chicken"? The answer is "maybe".
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:...okay
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Sep 5, 2014 15:39
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I store all my extra guitar picks in ice cube trays. That way, when I need a new pick, I just have to thaw an icecube.
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M'lady, can I buy you a drink? Good sir, your cheapest beer please, and water for me. *pulls card from plastic bag* Keep it open, I think we'll be here for a while. Honey you would look a lot better if you lost a few pounds  edit: vv This is a great tip for those of us with an anvil and a vice, but no way to get to Home Depot because our license was revoked SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 15:02 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 14:58
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LoonShia posted:What are jokes? Example: Hello Tom. You look pretty nice today... Thanks, Richard. ...for a human being. #socialhacks
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Simply Simon posted:I'm in the Czech Republic right now and they're awesome because they only have Kronen. 25-30 Kronen = 1 Euro. So 1 Krone is enough for small change, and for everything bigger, you just use bills. I want 1-5 Eurocents to be abolished, gently caress em. I always come back from CZ with a bunch of small change. You're right that 1 koruna is actually almost useful, compared to a penny in the US anyway. I have a ton of 1 and 2 Kć coins and they are still useless though. They do still have a subdivision of the koruna though, and you can occasionally find coins in that range, but basically everyone ignores them, at least in Brno. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Sep 12, 2014 |
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Memento posted:This is the case across most of Southeast Asia where the official currency is the riel/kip/baht/dong/whatever but everywhere takes US dollars - you just generally get your change in local currency if it equals less than one dollar. I ended up with a cargo shorts pocket stuffed with kip last time I was in Laos and just left handfuls of it as tips at restaurants and for hotel staff. Even if I was leaving waaaaaay too much as a tip than was expected, the whole pocket full couldn't have been worth more than twelve to fifteen dollars.
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Sep 15, 2014 14:51
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I made an egg sandwich and added a few crumbled Maple Bacon kettle chips on top and it was pretty good. Not quite as classy as chips and ketchup of course.
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EXAKT Science posted:I have something that I don't feel comfortable calling a lifehack because it's actually good. But day-old baked goods and throw them in the oven for a few minutes right before you use them. It's a decent simulacrum of freshly baked things! Walla! This isn't meant to reheat them so you can pretend they were just baked, it helps soften them significantly. Works great for hard sourdough rolls, etc. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 20:34 on Oct 2, 2014 |
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Oct 2, 2014 20:32
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Strudel Man posted:Really. Advertising food as being inexpensive? What the hell is this country coming to?
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Oct 8, 2014 21:35
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Stick your dick in the keyhole and pee in the lock. The urine will warm the lock and also make it filled with urine. Did you know you can start any Honda from 1998 or earlier using this method as well?
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Oct 31, 2014 13:43
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I boil all my dildos in a bit of white wine, some onion, celery, carrot and salt, with water to cover, and then reduce it into a demiglace. From there it can be decanted onto the floor to be licked off like an animal you piece of poo poo.
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dovetaile posted:Where else do you get ants?
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edit: Wrong thread. Hacking my post.
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