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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Stupid Lifehacks: Oh, so that's how you smoke a jay.
 
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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FutonForensic posted:

Edit: Oh my God. :cripes:



Is this supposed to be a life hack for getting away with manslaughter?

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Phy posted:

Thanks for indirectly making me think about how much of my own spit I must be drinking over the course of a day. I'm going to go barf forever now.

Your intestinal tract is never not touching doody.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

 Enforced chastity is absolutely a fetish.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

RandomFerret posted:

Animal too hard to kill with your bare hands? Find a rock with a pointy end and hit the animal with it!

Animal too dangerous? Use the rock to scrape the end of a long stick into a point. This lets you hit the animal without getting in reach of its teeth or claws.

Animal runs away when you get near? Tie a piece of sinew to each end of a bendable stick, and then pull the sinew back until both ends of the stick bend. When you let go, it will release enough force to propel a small pointed stick towards the animal faster than you can run at it.

If you're out of rocks and sticks, many animals can be chased at a pleasant walking or jogging pace until they die of exhaustion.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Most of it is, but goddamn if the exceptions aren't hilarious. These are both from Ace Combat games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BOoH8nbZw "Okay, time to shoot down the enemy squadro--wait, what is this music? Is this guy rapping about fighter jets?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI1CVbW9r6g "gently caress I'm being shot at from all direc--oh my loving god what is this"

Also my faucets all mix (potable) hot and cold water because I don't live like a animal

You left out the very best possible music for a video game about fighter jets shooting at each other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt1F4Pgp6fQ

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

 Just unhinge your fat jaw and swallow the whole carton at once. No need for opening.

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