I'm going to drink a beer in the shower

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Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

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# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:25

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Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

I really love to drink a beer or a mixed drink with juice in the bath.

i dont drink wine but i bet it would work really well with this

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:26

Pinche Rudo

Beer in one hand dick in the other

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:47

Koishi Komeiji

Wait until you have to pee really bad and drink the beer as you pee whilst showering. Pee+shower+beer= ultimate trifecta of pleasure.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:49

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

Don't do it you will water it Døwn!

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:50

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

Mighty Stalker posted:

Wait until you have to pee really bad and drink the beer as you pee whilst showering. Pee+shower+beer= ultimate trifecta of pleasure.

the grand slam

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:54

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

I did it! ! !

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:02

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

Harime Nui posted:

I did it! ! !

YES. what kind of beer was it?

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:14

Koishi Komeiji

Harime Nui posted:

I did it! ! !

Did you pee? And if you did please describe the pee.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:18

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

Kayle7 posted:

YES. what kind of beer was it?

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Mighty Stalker posted:

Did you pee? And if you did please describe the pee.

...In the shower? Uh maybe next time....

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:20

Izumi Konata: by Ralp

you must be extremely busy to have to drink while showering. less like a relaxing hot bath with warm sake and chill music and more like frantically running out the door late for finals with toast in mouth.

whenever i run with toast, i tend to choke. beer in the shower always gets tainted with gross tap water. i get my the carb of my weedpipe wet when drinking sake in a luxurious hot bath.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I drink whisky out of the bottle and take a poo poo in the shower.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:25

RWT3: by Lowtax

It's called a shower beer; I knew a guy in college who kept a case of Tecate under the sink and had one every morning. He was a loving loser.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:28

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

RWT3 posted:

It's called a shower beer; I knew a guy in college who kept a case of Tecate under the sink and had one every morning. He was a loving loser.

He drank tecate, so yeah

Izumi Konata posted:

you must be extremely busy to have to drink while showering. less like a relaxing hot bath with warm sake and chill music and more like frantically running out the door late for finals with toast in mouth.

whenever i run with toast, i tend to choke. beer in the shower always gets tainted with gross tap water. i get my the carb of my weedpipe wet when drinking sake in a luxurious hot bath.

Yep I'm the modern man, multifunctional multitasking and always late!

# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:46