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Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

yea he ended up buying xmas presents anyway

what a sellout

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
I gave doob countless dick pics and this is how he repays me? Ugh... Just, ugh.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
The sloppiest rimjob.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Wayside Bazaar posted:

doobs truck would be pretty dope if it were a stepside and just bought some simple, classic, 'american racing' rims from costco and instead used his savings towards purchasing free napkins for his guests. a compromise would be no rims at all, a light blue exterior paint job spray from "Maaco", and napkins for the customers

prob a 305 in there too :milk:

Don't talk poo poo about fleetsides

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Corey Plumper posted:

Don't talk poo poo about fleetsides

GFY for inticing me to actually look up the difference between fleetside and stepsides hosed up at 2AM.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Affe mk2 posted:

what a sellout

if it makes you feel better it might have hosed up his credit rating or something

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Tsinava posted:

if it makes you feel better it might have hosed up his credit rating or something
lol what? In what universe is $1000 a considerable amount of money you loving poor piece of poo poo.

Nanpa
Apr 24, 2007
Nap Ghost
im poor


Please donate to my having a thousand bucks kick starter

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



:10bux: says those rims are rent-to-own from Rimco.

Also, he has a "mildly breathed-on" 305 that runs like poo poo because his friend's brother-in-law helped him tune it while he was coming off a meth high.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Whirlwind Jones posted:

lol what? In what universe is $1000 a considerable amount of money you loving poor piece of poo poo.

gimmea thousand dollars i will use it to start a businessor something

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Everyday Lurker posted:

:10bux: says those rims are rent-to-own from Rimco.

Also, he has a "mildly breathed-on" 305 that runs like poo poo because his friend's brother-in-law helped him tune it while he was coming off a meth high.
You sure know a lot about some random guy. That's not creepy at all, nope.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Everyday Lurker posted:

:10bux: says those rims are rent-to-own from Rimco.

Also, he has a "mildly breathed-on" 305 that runs like poo poo because his friend's brother-in-law helped him tune it while he was coming off a meth high.

i think u smell what the doobs cooking.

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

Hobohemian posted:

Was that story of some goon donating his children's Christmas money true?


yes


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910&userid=30525#post419923362

quote:

My son and wife agreed to forgo their xmas gifts for this, they thought it was worth more to do something for someone than to get something.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Lol at putting money into a 305

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Corey Plumper posted:

Lol at putting money into a 305

even topping off oil into a 305 is prob not economically viable in this day in age.

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

doing the lurds werk, gawd bless

RIMS PILED HIGH

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Nanpa posted:

im poor


Please donate to my having a thousand bucks kick starter

talks like a typical poor dumb :rolleyes:

have u heard of bootstraps?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
buying rims is just amazing

"I have a hot dog shanty selling frozen poo poo at insane markup, I refuse to give anybody value for money, but look at these rims I just put on my poo poo-brown pick-em-up truck"

"why won't you give me money by eating at my overpriced hot dog shack"

"bad froggers are why my life is turning to poo poo and my wife will become Baron Underbheit"

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

antisocial democrat posted:

another well thought out goon project. great job everyone we did it

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


motion to create a doobie subforum to keep gbs clean

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
so hot dogs aren't the only thing he can make ugly and worthless
truly a redneck polymath

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
did anyone write "doobs on dubs" yet? I didnt read the thread, but i think its good joke.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



that's a nice truck and i'm happy that he's doing well

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Everyday Lurker posted:

:10bux: says those rims are rent-to-own from Rimco.

Also, he has a "mildly breathed-on" 305 that runs like poo poo because his friend's brother-in-law helped him tune it while he was coming off a meth high.

I think ole doobster probably went to Tuscaloosa where there are color times which is a rent to own plave, and I think there is a place called Rent-A-Rim which specializes in nothing but rims and tires.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

did anyone write "doobs on dubs" yet? I didnt read the thread, but i think its good joke.

thats p good

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I didnt realize that was actually doobies truck and not a joke


















:laffo:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
now he just needs to get that truck wrapped with doobie dog's house advertsments and then

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

doobie is a shithead

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i wish i had doobies piled high life

god bles

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
I need to know if it's also equipped with a dixie horn

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

a starwar betamax posted:

now he just needs to get that truck wrapped with doobie dog's house advertsments and then

if he were halfway smart he'd use some of that kickstarter money for a downpayment on a super duty, slap a dog house sticker on it and write the whole thing off as a business expense

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

doob., where's the frogger mural wall

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

comes along bort posted:

if he were halfway smart

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

he place has a mailing address someone should print out a nice 8x10 of goatman and send him a copy

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

GET MY BELT SON posted:

he place has a mailing address someone should print out a nice 8x10 of goatman and send him a copy

This is a Good Idea.

I would do it but its probably illegal and I don't wanna get in trouble with the Postal Inspection Bureau or whatever, those dudes are hardcore.

Doobie's Doghouse
That Shity Cinderblock Shack
Across from Texaco/Subway
Reform, AL, 42069

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GET MY BELT SON posted:

he place has a mailing address someone should print out a nice 8x10 of goatman and send him a copy

Let's just send him a pic of ur face for similar effect

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

Let's just send him a pic of ur face for similar effect

GOT drat

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
send him menus from other hot dog places which charge half as much for way better food

speaking of how is he getting away with charging $3.50 for a hot dog? that texaco station across the street probably has way better ones for a third the price

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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

a creepy colon posted:

Let's just send him a pic of ur face for similar effect

:thurman:

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