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LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

I've been playing WoW again. Yeah, I know, it's a bad game now and I shouldn't be playing but I'm addicted. I can't help myself.

Well, I decided to roll up a level 1 Female Human paladin. You know what for. I always name here Jenette after my crush. I love leaving her on idle and watching her boobs bounce.

Anyway, my mom walked in while I was tuning the ol' flute and now she won't talk to me.

I don't know if she's mad at me or the fact that I was playing WoW. I'm in a really bad spot right now. She's in the living room right now, just sitting there in the dark.

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Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
well now you know she won't disturb you for a while it's probably a good time to do some raiding and jerk off

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Go up there and talk to her, dick in hand.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
You deserve what you get for rolling alliance op

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

shes just probs fiddling the bean to some iPad porn, text message her that you would like her to cook some pancakes moms like cookin some pancakes.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
did you finish, op?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

at least it wasn't jenete could you imagine?

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Typical Pubbie posted:

did you finish, op?

of course

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

im guessing she's more disappointed in your appalling choice in gaming than your cock OP

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I too am addicted to MMO Masturbation. I'm currently strokin' it to Wildstar, but will return to WOW once the character model update comes out.

It's ok OP. Never be ashamed of who you are.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

LaTex Fetish posted:

I've been playing WoW again. Yeah, I know, it's a bad game now and I shouldn't be playing but I'm addicted. I can't help myself.

Well, I decided to roll up a level 1 Female Human paladin. You know what for. I always name here Jenette after my crush. I love leaving her on idle and watching her boobs bounce.

Anyway, my mom walked in while I was tuning the ol' flute and now she won't talk to me.

I don't know if she's mad at me or the fact that I was playing WoW. I'm in a really bad spot right now. She's in the living room right now, just sitting there in the dark.

When can we expect the next excerpt from your kindleporn novel op I am very close to purchasing it?

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

hubris.height posted:

When can we expect the next excerpt from your kindleporn novel op I am very close to purchasing it?

While I know you're making fun of my obvious embarrassment, this post did bring up thoughts of monetization.

I feel very bad for my mom having seen what she saw, but maybe I can create some sort of donation page for my mom? Maybe start out buying her an account so she can she exactly what I've been into?

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

bonus hole boy posted:

You deserve what you get for rolling alliance op

The Wu-Tang Secret
Nov 28, 2004

She was ashamed that you weren't playing Scarlet Blade instead

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

bonus hole boy posted:

You deserve what you get for rolling alliance op

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
your mom is clearly jealous that you're fantasizing about a video game instead of her

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

were the models revamped yet

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Everybody knows rift is the best mmo to yank it to

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
shes sad because she was hoping youd be jerking it to tera

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Everybody knows rift is the best mmo to yank it to

age of conan has titties

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Everybody knows rift is the best mmo to yank it to

bulllllshit chicks in Rift are flat on both sides.

Tera is the obvious winner

Nalk
Jul 13, 2009

I heard about you!
You need to cuck her op

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Biggie Shorty posted:

bulllllshit chicks in Rift are flat on both sides.

Wrong. They're the best

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Wrong. They're the best

dfc amirite?

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

LaTex Fetish posted:

dfc amirite?

I don't know what that means

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
TERA players aren't rolling characters with boobs anyway

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i got nude mods for days son

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

stoutfish posted:

i got nude moms for days son

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