[Mafia] Mafia Mafia

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Barehanded Brother: Feb 12, 2007; When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

"Generally, people die because they are alone or because they tried to play a game too big for them. Often they die because they do not have the necessary alliances or enough support. In Sicily the Mafia hits the servants of the State that the State has failed to protect." - Giovanni Falcone

Benvenuti and welcome to Mafia Mafia, a game of Mafia where the Mafia is the town and the cops are the mafia. The Persione crime family has been infiltrated by the GICO, and now the syndicate's capofamiglia Achille Persione has called a closed-door meeting of his 13 closest associates to locate and kill the infiltrators and pentiti who've led them here.

Standard Mafia rules apply. This particular setup is not particularly newbie-friendly, but I am, so if you want to join, I'll help walk you through anything you have questions about that I can answer fairly. I'll try to keep this game as flavorful as possible given my IRL time constraints, and y'all have my word that there will be no Saturday or Sunday deadlines, for better or for worse.

Player List:

apostateCourier
Asiina
Big Nothing
Captain Foo
Ernie., Cop-Aligned Trusted Hitman, lynched D2
fiery_valkyrie
Hal Incandenza
JakeP
Juanito
King Burgundy
Magres, Mafia-Aligned Backup Don, lynched D3
Opopanax
Rarity
uranus

Barehanded Brother fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Jul 24, 2014

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:19

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 02:58

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

I hope im mafia

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:24

King Burgundy: Sep 17, 2003; I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Maybe if I join this one I'll stop posting so much in my first game ever.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:35

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Hopefully I get to post more than once before I die this time!

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:49

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I'm the Jewish mafia

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:51

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Yessssssss

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:56

apostateCourier: Oct 9, 2012

This sounds hilarious. I'm in.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:58

Magres: Jul 14, 2011

I'm in

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:02

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Rarity posted:

Hopefully I get to post more than once before I die this time!

same but thrice

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:20

give head or get dead: Feb 16, 2010

This is me signing up for mafia

:henget:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:39

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

I love pizza, so clearly I'll be a good guy. Sign me up.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:05

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Mmeeeeee

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:13

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

hola!

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:16

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Wait I don't think that was right.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:16

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

in if there's space

# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:18

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

holy poo poo loving join this game. only the most non-fun person in the world wouldnt want to play in the mafia game called mafia mafia where the mafia is the town

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:06

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

I'll play!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:27

Barehanded Brother: Feb 12, 2007; When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Juanito posted:

I'll play!

That makes lucky number 14! I'm out at a fancy cultural event tonight but I'll try to send out the role PMs by midnight. The game will start for real after at least 7 players confirm their role receipt or Monday morning, whichever comes first.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:37

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Barehanded Brother posted:

That makes lucky number 14! I'm out at a fancy cultural event tonight

aka drinking alone

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:33

give head or get dead: Feb 16, 2010

I just realised

WILL THE TOWN ALIGNED GODFATHER MAKE ANOTHER APPEARENCE? Time will tell

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:31

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Hello. Lets start thr game. Im columbo

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:59

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Hi columbo I'm dad

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:01

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

*Scratches unkempt hair and squints*
Hey there dad, luitenant columbo, nice to meetcha. So, ah, how well did you know the deceased?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:10

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Let's do this guys, I'm Sofia Coppola from The Godfather III

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:16

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

so, the organized crime business eh? how does someone get into that? must have to be real organized fellas. You know, my dad once had one of those office organizers that keeps track of all your phone numbers, he never used it though. he said any number that wasnt worth remembering wasnt worth dialing.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:54

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

uranus posted:

Hello. Lets start thr game. Im columbo

So, if you're a cop then you must be a bad guy.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:59

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

fiery_valkyrie posted:

So, if you're a cop then you must be a bad guy.

ohh, ma'am i can see why you'd say that with how i'm dressed and all. its just in my nature, thats what my wife always says. but if there's a killer, im going to find them, whether its a cop or not.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:24

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

hi i'm Noah Cross

# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:31

Barehanded Brother: Feb 12, 2007; When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Sorry but I got home pretty late last night so the role PMs are just now going out. Get pumped!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 19:42

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

hi i got my role, turns out im a cop cop

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:11

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

uranus posted:

hi i got my role, turns out im a cop cop

We'll turbo you again! See if we don't!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:14

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

kill all pigs

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:14

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Confirmed, by the way

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:14

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

##vote Rarity

That is rudeness on only a level a cop could acchieve

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:15

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Here in La Famila we treat each other with respect

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:15

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

or me familia I dont know im bad at being italian

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:18

apostateCourier: Oct 9, 2012

Confirmed that I am mafia in this [Mafia] mafia mafia game. Mafia mafia mafia mafia.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:20

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

my n0 investigation was jakep and it turns out hes a 3p fart aligned butt

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:28

King Burgundy: Sep 17, 2003; I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Confirmed!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:44

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 02:58

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Its-a me, confirmed!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:45

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