times in life that made you say, wow

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my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'll start with this story: there was a night where the clouds looked really cool and everyone said wow

another one: that feeling when you kiss that special someone

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

when the towers fell

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Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

getting kicked out of the trailer park
edit: wow

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theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

First time I saw a hamburger with more than one patty

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Joie Chitwood Auto Thrill Show at the county fair. I saw a car jump a ramp and crash into another car and flip over and catch on fire.

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turdriver: May 31, 2014; by XyloJW

wow this thread is bad - me just now

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my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Juche Box Hero posted:

First time I saw a hamburger with more than one patty

lol. im not sure where you eat your burgers, but i am sure theyre haram

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Beige: Sep 13, 2004

When Vegeta fought Pui Pui.

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FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

walked in on my mom shaving her junk naked standing up in the bathroom as a 4/5 year old

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Morzhovyye: Mar 2, 2013

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

walked in on my mom shaving her junk naked standing up in the bathroom as a 4/5 year old

wow

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The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

THS posted:

when the towers fell

unironically, still got the ticket to the observation deck from late august 2001 around here somewhere

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John Liver: May 4, 2009

I went to Venice once

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Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

heard a tornado that came within a few hundred yards of my house. They really do sound like trains. So I, in the basement, said wow

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FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

There's a wowzers in my trousers

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John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Some dude rolled a gold tank into the basketball stadium i was in. that made me say, unnnnghhhhhh, na-nah na-nah

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

This thread

It was like, wow, how can a thread be so bad, and the OP too

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Beige: Sep 13, 2004

wow

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my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Don Tacorleone posted:

This thread

It was like, wow, how can a thread be so bad, and the OP too

mods?

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WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Whenever I pray, wow.. God, ur real

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Mrs. Dash: Apr 11, 2009

the first time i had sex with another man

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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

the first time i did drugs

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

lmao

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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I think I actually said "wow" after my second or third concussion - I get the order of them confused sometimes.

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roymorrison: Jul 26, 2005

When I saw the grand Canyon irl

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The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

The 2012 election

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Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

The 2000 election. I literally became so disillusioned by it that I have never voted in my life.

Also, I had a giant zit in that crevice betwixt my thigh and under carriage and I squeezed it and heard a "POP" sound and it blasted thick yellow pus all over my bathroom sink and I went "whoah" and then almost fainted.

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doo doo guy: Jan 2, 2008

Finally seeing my penis after the elective circumcision

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SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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ROFLMFAO

When I saw the Pyramids of Giza irl

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Mederlock: Jun 23, 2012; You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it; Grimey Drawer

slam whale holy grail.. wows me everytiem

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wtsnaename: Dec 20, 2005; And their legs get
stuck in my teeth!

Some drunk guy was sleeping in the backseat of my car which I always leave unlocked. I got in the next morning to go to work and my music was set to blasting which woke him up and all I saw was him pop up in my back seat in my rear view mirror. I said "wow" then.

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Allantois: May 18, 2006; Aint nuttin but a RadioSkank

Russian car crash compilations on YouTube.

goatse.cx

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DustyNuts: Jun 1, 2000; Have you seen me?

the time that i went to crater lake

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DustyNuts: Jun 1, 2000; Have you seen me?

the time that i went to agrigento

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Kazvall: Mar 20, 2009

shaka when the walls fell

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Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

Kazvall posted:

shaka when the walls fell

Darmok and Jalod, at Tanagra.

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

The first time I ever called a part for the jet I worked in the Air Force that fixed it and then I got to watch that jet take off and make lots of loud noise. I was like, wow, I did that poo poo.

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