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bacalou


you all deserve it

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LappyDore64

by XyloJW
i would like a kiss on my cheek...





















rear end CHEEK that is :c00lbert:

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
ok but only on my left cheek

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Sorry, OP, we're just not that far yet.

tao of lmao

please don't touch me. i don't like to be touched.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

don't do it op, you don't know where i've been!

bog pixie

kiss me op

alnilam

Meeee

And ahug too?

FrozenGhost

Whistle away your Soul
were all bros here right? yeah

bog pixie

I w ant kisses

Ace of Baes

Ectral posted:

I w ant kisses

what a slut...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


no thank you, Judas

alnilam

Ectral posted:

I w ant kisses

*smmmmooooch*

FluffieDuckie

Air Julio posted:

please don't touch me. i don't like to be touched.

*touches julio and runs out of the room*

alnilam

Take of my body

bog pixie

alnilam posted:

*smmmmooooch*

Thanks.

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
im saving myself for marridge :D

Pinche Rudo

i have a fear of kissing

WhenInRome
thats very.........................

cheeky of you!!!!!!

pig slut lisa

irl is good


how abouta little suckle of my zipple

Guillermus



i wouldn't mind a kiss there, but i'm a fart generator this morning...

tao of lmao

FluffieDuckie posted:

*touches julio and runs out of the room*

mods?

dogcrash truther

Guillermus



*kisses Julio on the cheek and runs away giggling*

tao of lmao

this is unwanted contact please stop.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*slowly pulls towards julio towards me hands firm and unyielding*

FluffieDuckie


cuntman.net

*kicks julio in the balls*

tao of lmao

I NEED AN ADULT!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!




alnilam

Air Julio posted:

I NEED AN ADULT!

I'm an adult, come real close to my face and tell me what's wrong :twisted:

tao of lmao

alnilam posted:

I'm an adult, come real close to my face and tell me what's wrong :twisted:

Well, o...ok. Well, you see, *wringing hands* some people here keep touching me and I don't like it.

alnilam

Air Julio posted:

Well, o...ok. Well, you see, *wringing hands* some people here keep touching me and I don't like it.

Touching you.... like this?
*smooches u on cheek*

tao of lmao

WHAT THE HECK

bacalou


the amount of role play in this thread is unexpected

*actions*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

bacalou posted:

the amount of role play in this thread is unexpected

*actions*

*tuchez u in ur no no place*

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
As I read this post I farted as a natural deterrent against kisses.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

no thank you, Judas

For those of you who don't know, Judas betrayed Jesus by kissing him on the cheek. Please give my post another viewing if you did no realize this. Thank you for your time.

SIDS Vicious


haha i get it, because of the whole betrayal thing, more like byobetrayal amirite folks

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Oil Can Boyd posted:

haha i get it, because of the whole betrayal thing, more like byobetrayal amirite folks

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