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Just a head with legs.. god drat. Imagine trying to go about your daily routine as just a head with legs. You can only walk in one direction, unless you hit a wall, then you have to go backwards. Hell, it would be hosed up to be any mario enemy, if you think about it.
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it would be cool to be a boo
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dude in cloud seems to have fun
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red plastic cup posted:Just a head with legs.. god drat. Imagine trying to go about your daily routine as just a head with legs. You can only walk in one direction, unless you hit a wall, then you have to go backwards. this is what they were thinking when they made the movie
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tbh it sounds like a really low stress job if mario's not on the level. imagine being red koopa
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Jul 13, 2014 19:44
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its cool how every now and again they can put their differences aside and play some tennis
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Dongslayer. posted:its cool how every now and again they can put their differences aside and play some tennis but how can goombas play tennis with no hands? 
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Hog Butcher posted:tbh it sounds like a really low stress job if mario's not on the level. imagine being red koopa Boy, I love to walk back and forth across this one platform forever.
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my bad, i was thinking the green ones whose only goal in life is death
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im not okay with that and neither should you.
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i wouldn't mind being a lakitu. you get a cloud, you kind of just chill on the cloud. you throw poo poo at mario, and in most levels you're too high up for him to gently caress with you, so you just throw poo poo until he, idk, crosses the county line and leaves your jurisdiction and it's like welp back to chilling on my cloud so yeah i would be that.
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Liquid Penguins posted:this is what they were thinking when they made the movie i would be big bertha in that movie. i would be a large sassy black woman so much
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FauxGateau posted:im not okay with that and neither should you. kill me \ 
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:kill me what the gently caress
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no kill i
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reminder that the coin blocks in the original Mario are people
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:kill me wow they somehow managed to gently caress up the expression of a goomba
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Being a goomba is like being a giant exposed penis. With tiny lil legs all runnin' about ready to be stepped on and squished.
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Kazvall posted:Being a goomba is like being a giant exposed penis. With tiny lil legs all runnin' about ready to be stepped on and squished. just another day at the ymca really
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did yall know goombas are supposed to be fuckin chestnuts not mushrooms
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Bullshit they're tiny little penises
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drat it's hosed up to be a goomba a real goomba-rear end mushroom only walks right a real goomba-rear end mushroom never runs his fuckin mouth cuz real goomba-rear end mushroom hain't sound bites and plumbers always gotta white cap showin all his boys how she shot em but real goomba-rear end mushrooms don't flex nuts cuz real goomba-rear end mushrooms don't got em and everything is flat in the mind of a goomba cuz goomba-rear end mushrooms don't leap up three-sixty-five a year, 24/7 cuz real goomba-rear end mushrooms don't sleep and all i gotta say to you wannabe, gonnabe, coin-suckin' princess-huntin' prankstas 'cause when the fire flower dies what the gently caress you gonna do drat it's hosed up to be a goomba chaosbreather fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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being a goomba would own because u can use 3 FP to multibonk, op
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:kill me thanks for the new steam profile avatar
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http://youtu.be/nQy-eJALZI0?t=1m40s
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dickhead is the equivalent of n*gger for goombas edit: made this post appropriate
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What if we're a SMB: The Movie goomba More effective but despised
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Widestancer posted:What if we're a SMB: The Movie goomba then we must kill Dennis Hopper
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toad being an even more retarded movie goomba with a harmonica was wonderful
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8 year old me thought it was totally unfair that game Yoshi was a downsy looking green ball when movie Yoshi was clearly a baby velociraptor.
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SMB:the movie was filmed in a concrete factory a mile from where i used to live that was the most advanced factory in the entire world for a few years. then it shut down. there was enough room inside for a lot of the setpieces there's probably still props in there, but there are also squatters and i didn't feel like going into an abandoned factory to try to find like the bob-omb or something
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oh my god dude if you relly think there is a bobomb there you kind of have to find one
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I want those bullet bill stompers irl.
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that would be the only thing i would care enough to go find and i'm pretty sure a staffer would have taken that
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being a blooper or the queen bee from super mario galaxy would be raaaaaaad
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It would be really hosed up to be a guido
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i would be big bertha in that movie. i would be a large sassy black woman so much  enjoy bob hoskins
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 Seems pretty good to me OP
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