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WhenInRome

Any time I leave the house now, I pack a quart ziploc bag with 10 to 15 folded homemade baby wipes (the traditional half-roll paper towel recipe) and a tablespoon. After a poo poo away from home I wrap a wipe securely around the scoop end of the spoon, reach back and wedge my right hand against the seat, and stretch the spoon/wipe forward. This allows absolutely complete cleaning and scrubbing from balls to upper crack and, for the occasional splatter poo poo, from asscheek to asscheek. A typical poo poo takes 6 passes for that sparkling-clean feeling and the psychological comfort that NO shitstink is emanating from you.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:13

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# ? May 17, 2024 13:33

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

spoon in your rear end. lol.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 20:17

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