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[JERRY'S APARTMENT, George sits on the cough while Jerry is making something in the kitchen.] George: I'm telling ya, Jerry, it's the apex of entertainment! Thousands of minds coming together to share their thoughts! Jerry: I don't know, George, it just seems kind of... enh. *shrugs* George: They even solve crimes. And it's really funny! You should have seen the picture of the good-looking marathon runner guy. Jerry: Aren't most people who run long distance races... fit? George: No no, I'm telling you, this man was gorgeous. We reposted that picture for months and months. I laughed every single time. EVERY TIME, JERRY. [Kramer enters from door, bounding in.] Kramer: 'Jerry! I need a sharp knife. And a prescription for synthetic estrogen, PRONTO!' Jerry: '*flummoxed* I can't write prescriptions Kramer! What's all this then?' Kramer: 'Oh, it's my new thing Jerry. It's great. I'm a woman in a man's body. I figured it all out, it's gonna be great. EVERYBODY loves a transgender person, it can't fail. I'm gonna be swimming in pussy Jerry.' Jerry: '*aside* Well, at least one pussy...' George: 'Kramer, I've read up about this online and I think you're going about it wrong. You'd be diminishing the cause of Men's Rights! Here, let me tell you about the red pill. Just thing you need, Kramer, fix you right up.' |
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my new dog posted:ive never really watched seinfeld but here u go not bad. Kramer isn't a doctor though; far from it. Let's try to work out the basic formula: Elain, George or Jerry are talking about something that annoyed them, some little facet in life many people might be able to relate to, but generally wouldn't make as big a deal out of it. It's generally George relating the problem; Jerry agreeing, but it can go both ways or even be Elaine. Kramer generally interjects randomly into the scene, with a kooky situation that the rest of the cast can react to (generally just Jerry, though). Kramer is prone to crazy, impulsive ideas, get rich schemes, ridiculous romance plans, and his apartment is a wreck, but he's always sure he has the right idea. George also has a bit of impulsive nature and will jump on fads, but generally only after the advice of someone he views as successful. His parents interfering with his life tends to be a recurring issue. Jerry is aloof but incredibly particular about what he likes or dislikes. Elaine is more down to earth generally. Kramer and Jerry are neighbors. George and Elaine are Jerry's friends, and spend a lot of time at his place for unknown reasons. The often mentioned 'Newman' is Jerry's 'nemesis' in the building, a hated neighbor and homosexual rapist. I hope this helps you with your future seinfield jokes my new dog. |
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MORPHEUS: The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. You can see it out your window or on your television. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. GEORGE: I'm... not sure I'm following exactly. I thought the rabbit thing would involve free food. Boy, I am famished, you got any-- MORPHEUS: That you are a slave, Costanza. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, kept inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. [The leather creaks as he leans back.] GEORGE: Yeah yeah, very interesting stuff, philosophically and all. So the one with the black hair... you got dibs on that? *leans forward, whispering conspiratorially* I mean, those are some very tight pants, if you know what I'm saying. I think she likes me. Little goth for me and all, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants, am I right J-- Morphy? MORPHEUS: [ignoring] Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. [Morpheus opens his hands. In the right is a red pill. In the left, a blue pill.] MORPHEUS: This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. [The pills in his open hands are reflected in the glasses.] GEORGE: Whoa... well, that all sounds pretty permanent really. I'll just... pass, no worries here, uh. I mean, I don't want to wake up in MY bed any more than the next guy or anything, but hey. MORPHEUS: [ignoring, frustrated] You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. [George stares at Morpheus. He is visibly sweating.] MORPHEUS: Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more. GEORGE: Yeah, great, good stuff. Very interesting. I'm just going to use the bathroom, that clean looking one we passed a minute ago. I'll be right back, okay? [GEORGE quickly walks down the hall, then runs for the door. An audible slam is heard. MORPHEUS sighs loudly.] |
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my new dog posted:thanks i will try again. Funny but touching at the same time. More somber than the rest but you can't help but laugh to imagine those zany characters in this kind of situation. Great work imo. |
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my new dog posted:Georges apt., very dark and w newspaper clippings all over the walls. they all relate to elaines accident and dr kramers attempts to save her life. I gotta know where this is going. Why does George feel so guilty? What did Dr. Kramer fail to do? Don't leave me hanging, my new dog. |
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