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[SCENE: George and Jerry at their usual seats in the diner] GEORGE: So I met this girl last night. JERRY: Online? GEORGE: Of course, online! Do you think I could go out to bars like this? [George makes a series of motions exaggerating his porcine features as the audience laughs] JERRY: Are you sure it was a girl this time? GEORGE: Yes, I checked out her Facebook and everything! JERRY: Go on. GEORGE: She's smart, she's funny, and she just so happens to be one of the biggest women's rights activists in the city! God, she's wonderful, Jerry! Wonderful! [Jerry raises his eyebrow expectantly.] JERRY: But... GEORGE: ...But, she wants me to go... [George mumbles incoherently] JERRY: Go steady? Go outside? Go away? [More laughter from the audience] GEORGE: Dashcon, Jerry! She wants me to take her to Dashcon! [Jerry feigns surprise] JERRY: No! The Tumblr convention? GEORGE: The very same! JERRY: Well, you gotta break up with her! GEORGE: And ruin my only chance at happiness? JERRY [Dismissive]: If you call that happiness. [Suddenly, Kramer spins through the doorway, propelled by some unseen force, as if shoved. The audience laughs and applauds.] KRAMER: Hey, have any of you guys seen my Google Glass? [Kramer steps over George and helps himself to a piece of Jerry's toast] JERRY: Excuse you. KRAMER [Through a mouthful]: The Glass, Jerry! JERRY: We haven't seen your stupid Google Glass, Kramer. Why don't you keep all your nice things at home like Georgie boy and his Tumblrfem girlfriend over here. KRAMER: You're dating a Tumblr feminist? Ohh boy, you better be careful, George. They're having a convention downtown tomorrow. I passed by the ticket booth on the way here and they almost castrated me. They're animals down there, George! Animals! GEORGE: But this my be my only chance at happiness! KRAMER: Yeah, if you call that happiness. JERRY: Thank you. [Audience laughs as George puts his head into his eggs Benedict, synthesized bass notes signaling the end of scene] |
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