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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Make one change to your favorite game or series that would completely ruin it.





>weight/carry limit

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Loading screens on the newer GTAs when going between portions of the cities.

Observe Me
Jan 21, 2006

I know shits bad right now with all that starving bullshit and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!
TF2 hats

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
if mario had to unclog a toilet or anything aactually plumbing related at all ever

knockout
Apr 27, 2014

my reputation's never been worse, so
if adam jensen did ask for this

Normal Adult Human
Feb 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Remove/add minor thing to obscure game.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Clu Clux Land

Scratch-O
Apr 27, 2009

My goodness!
Dark Souls

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Make everyone nude

Nition
Feb 25, 2006

You really want to know?
Tetris: Remove block rotation.

Tetris: Remove block movement, so they just stay at the top of the screen.

Tetris: Remove block collision detection.

Tetris: Remove the lose condition when the screen is full.

Tetris: Remove the win condition when the screen is empty.

Tetris: Remove the blocks.

Tetris: Remove the source code.

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:
Dwarf Fortress: Implement a useful UI.

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.
Add a confirmation dialog before performing any action in a final fantasy game.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Normal Adult Human posted:

Remove/add minor thing to obscure game.

If Dragon Quest is obscure, reconsider calling yourself a gamer.

DeepThought
Feb 19, 2005
Cthulhu Light
add zombies

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
make your mouse sensitivity setting a slider instead of a numerical input box

Trustworthy
Dec 28, 2004

with catte-like thread
upon our prey we steal
The Elder Scrolls: Multiplayer.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Devil May Cry: Remove lock-on

delboy
Nov 6, 2011
SimCity: Remove poo agents

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Final Fantasy 7: Barret just has regular hands.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Make an MMO or MOBA

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
Add/Remove Slenderman

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

If Dragon Quest is obscure, reconsider calling yourself a gamer.

I hope to God I never refer to myself as a gamer.

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
Um, loading screens anyone???

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

If Dragon Quest is obscure, reconsider calling yourself a gamer.

Literally never heard of dragon quest and I know obscure games.

Congratulations! You Won.
Mar 21, 2007


THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN



remove all skeletons

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Remove all zombies from all video game media ever.

Oh wait.

Hobolicious
Oct 7, 2012

The military might of a country represents its national strength. Only when it builds up its military might in every way can it develop into a thriving country.

Michaellaneous posted:

Remove all zombies from all video game media ever.

Oh wait.

But how would we play all 989832 survival horror games in the past year?

Trustworthy
Dec 28, 2004

with catte-like thread
upon our prey we steal

Cicadalek posted:

Um, loading screens anyone???

Oh that reminds me...

Total War games: Star Wars-themed poo poo.

Also, any sci-fi game that isn't Star Wars: Star Wars-themed poo poo. Or Star Trek-themed poo poo. Or any other sci-fi universe crossover poo poo.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
Make it an OUYA exclusive.

Normal Adult Human
Feb 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Dragon quest, remove quests.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Road Rash Remakes :smith:

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

how me a frog posted:

Literally never heard of dragon quest and I know obscure games.

But have you heard of dragon warrior?

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Make MGS codecs unskippable

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Synthy why.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

JakeP posted:

if mario had to unclog a toilet or anything aactually plumbing related at all ever

mario and luigi super star saga

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

items mandatory in any smash brothers game

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
A minimap in a Souls game.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

removing anime

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Jake Blues posted:

items mandatory in any smash brothers game

They already ruined it by having maps other than Final Destination, bro.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

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limited
Dec 10, 2005
Limited Sanity
Aliens in Mass Effect games don't know English.

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