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how me a frog posted:Literally never heard of dragon quest and I know obscure games. Dragon Quest began as Dragon Warrior on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and is considered by many to be the birth of JRPGs as a genre.
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Literally every game from now on has to feature Lightning (FF13), Sonic and a Furry as the protagonist.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:06
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Fallout: make it isometric
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GTA now exclusive to the Wii U and given family-friendly image. Neglects opportunity to star Ice Crimers.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:14
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limited posted:Aliens in Mass Effect games don't know English. Also they won't have sex with me anymore.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:16
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limited posted:Aliens in Mass Effect games don't know English. They have the alien voices from KOTOR with subtitles. MUCHA CHAPPA PAKKA
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Jul 15, 2014 01:24
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Street Fighter: At random, remove any 3 of the following: -Throws -Throw techs -Mix-ups -Characters which cover a variety of play-styles -The ability to use whatever move is necessary in neutral without penalty, provided said moves aren't too useful/safe -Corners And/Or add any one of the following: -Pay-to-win -A single, dominant character which makes the use of any other redundant (admittedly these are almost never deliberate, but)* -"...xTekken" Single character games are okay if they're programmed with only one character Daikatana Ritsu posted:
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Jul 15, 2014 01:29
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Replace the music in any game with Pokemon RSE trumpets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVV44BA968
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Jul 15, 2014 01:52
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Wololo range is greater than the priest's sight range, but the computer doesn't care.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:58
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Jul 15, 2014 02:11
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Little Mac posted:GTA now exclusive to the Wii U and given family-friendly image. Neglects opportunity to star Ice Crimers. How long have you been sitting on this joke?
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Jul 15, 2014 02:25
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:How long have you been sitting on this joke?
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Jul 15, 2014 02:26
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Dark Souls with a rigid Stage 1, 2, 3 progression and limited lives. Star Fox as re-imagined by the team that brought us Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic 06. World of Warcraft with asian style F2P mechanics. Starting backpack not enough space? Rent another 6 inventory spaces for one month! Just five dollars! Megaman without the variable weapons system.
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how me a frog posted:Literally never heard of dragon quest and I know obscure games. Oh for real? Want a freakin' cookie?
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Jul 15, 2014 02:53
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Mario Kart Remove all items. Add realistic physics with fuel and tire management.
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Mario Kart: make battle mode a race instead of an arena.gaping gape gaper posted:But have you heard of dragon warrior? At this point more games under the Dragon Quest moniker have been released than Dragon Warrior
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Jul 15, 2014 03:25
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The scan visor in Metroid Prime now has an annoying voice and will pester you to use it on anything that hasn't been scanned after you've been in a room for 5 seconds.Yasser Arafatwa posted:Replace the music in any game with Pokemon RSE trumpets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVV44BA968 How dare you insult the glory of midi trumpets 
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Jul 15, 2014 03:28
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Take all pools & toddlers out of The Sims 4. Wait
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Pole Position - if the original stand up arcade game had just been a joystick, and a gas and brake button.
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Mister Adequate posted:Wololo range is greater than the priest's sight range, but the computer doesn't care.
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Jul 15, 2014 03:39
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Yasser Arafatwa posted:Replace the music in any game with Pokemon RSE trumpets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVV44BA968 If OR/AS gets rid of my glorious obnoxious trumpets I'm going to flip some loving poo poo I tell you what
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Jul 15, 2014 03:42
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Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon get into a Smash Bros. game Watch the sperg meltdown
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Jul 15, 2014 03:48
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Dynasty Warriors with Bushido Blade damage system. I mean I would play the loving poo poo out of it, but I'd be the only one.
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"We believe Nintendo can create very profitable games based on in-game revenue models with the right development team," [Shareholder] Mr. Fischer wrote. "Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher." http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304071004579406790303908038
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Jul 15, 2014 09:34
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XCOM: Enemy Known
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Target Aeris Use Phoenix Down
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lesbian baphomet posted:Dragon Quest began as Dragon Warrior on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and is considered by many to be the birth of JRPGs as a genre. Oh thats the dragon balls art one yeah?
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Jul 15, 2014 10:09
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Add an alternate ending to Stanley Parable
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Half-Life 2 and the episodes: Gravity Gun runs off of AUX power.
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Jul 15, 2014 11:00
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Lazermaniac posted:Half-Life 2 and the episodes: Gravity Gun runs off of AUX power. Gordon Freeman gets a voice and can actually be the messia every gamer praises him to be.
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Jul 15, 2014 11:08
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poptart_fairy posted:XCOM: Enemy Known Buddhist XCOM: Enemy Koan.
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Jul 15, 2014 11:55
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how me a frog posted:Oh thats the dragon balls art one yeah? Yeah, although I prefer the American cover art.  
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Mister Adequate posted:Dynasty Warriors with Bushido Blade damage system. No you wouldn't Kaboom Dragoon posted:Buddhist XCOM: Enemy Koan. Sorceror XCOM: Enemy Conan
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Jul 15, 2014 13:36
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Cutscenes. I really don't like them. I play games to be an interactive part of the story, not to watch from the sideline. But I'm not sure how to convey this idea to game developers. They just don't seem open to the idea that games aren't animated movies full of "press <button> to <action>" type events.
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Normal Adult Human posted:Dragon quest, remove quests. Dragon Age Removed all ages, both character ages, and eras of time. Patch 2: Removed all origins which players had been using to backsolve for ages.
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Jul 15, 2014 14:53
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Fighting game ported to touchscreen device. No controller support.
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Jul 15, 2014 15:09
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Has anyone made a Kinect/Move joke yet? Lot of fertile ground there.
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Jul 15, 2014 15:16
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Homeworld, but with a Frank Klepacki soundtrack.
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Your favorite franchise ... directed by David Cage.
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