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Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
I remember the old slogan generator threads and they were always good for a laugh. So on a rainy afternoon when I'm supposed to be working I've decided to make another one of these threads.

I'm using this for generating:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan


Here's what I got when I plugged in "Punching Small Children":
The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Punching Small Children.
Reach Out and Touch Punching Small Children.
Only Punching Small Children Can Prevent Forest Fires.


Well, this poo poo gets old fast, but here's some for "suicide is the answer":
Good Honest Suicide Is The Answer Since 1896.
The Suicide Is The Answer that Smiles Back.
The Cream of Suicide Is The Answer.


I guess the challenge is making long stupid poo poo make sense and be funny. Kind of like this lovely thread actually.


EDIT: one more - Top Breeders Recommend Anal Gape.

Funkysauce fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jul 15, 2014

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
"first post"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Pot Brownies. It's what's for dinner.
Two hours of Pot Brownies in just 2 calories.
Not just nearly Pot Brownies, but really Pot Brownies.

Absolut Uppercutting Women
The Uppercutting Women sign means "Happy Motoring."
You've always got time for Uppercutting Women.

Self-Mutilation Unscripted.
Which Twin has the Self-Mutilation?
Aaahh, Self-Mutilation!

Just like Mr. Burns' Dick Used to Make.
Nothing Works Better than a Mr. Burns' Dick.

Make it a Michael Vick Body Slamming a Pitt Bull Night

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jul 15, 2014

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
KKKFC its niggerlynching good

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Wom not included.

:wom:

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Feel The Raw Naked Professor Of The Road

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I'm Gay Tested, Mother Approved.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ho, Ho, Ho, Green Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


lolé

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Come See the Softer Side of FYAD.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Hungry? Punching yourself in the dick.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Kill youre famil.

Funkysauce fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jul 16, 2014

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Homeless gang fight is job 1.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Stop! This cat nipples is not ready yet!

Wait till we get our cat nipples on you

Have you forgotten how good cat nipples tastes?

Spreads straight from the cat nipples

Strong and beautiful, just like cat nipples

Prepare to want cat nipples

You've always got time for cat nipples

Leggo my cat nipples!

Cleans right round the cat nipples

Nothing comes between me and my cat nipples

Fresh from the captain's cat nipples

Cat nipples: The other white meat

We're serious about cat nipples

Thank cat nipples it's Friday

Does the hard cat nipples, so you don't have to

Devon knows how they make cat nipples so creamy

I'm lovin' cat nipples

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