- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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for reasons too numerous to list
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Jul 15, 2014 22:49
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May 14, 2024 00:43
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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I just slap my face into the nearest wall available and slide down to rub off a trail of sweat and mucus
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Jul 15, 2014 22:50
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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"It's different, in Oregon."
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Jul 15, 2014 22:51
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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jeff foxworthy: you might be a redneck if you wipe your forehead with your arm instead of a cloth
*audience gasps in shock before convulsing with laughter and cheers*
*hoists jeff foxworthy into the air and carries him to central alabama, seating him on a throne of broken televisions while chanting his name amongst other general exclamations of praise*
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Jul 15, 2014 22:52
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- circ dick soleil
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by zen death robot
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Once I was in Georgia and We wanted some peaches but when we went into the stall the woman behind the register said, "Y'all faggots get the gently caress out of my store."
Peaches come from a can.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:02
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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they were put there by a man in a factory downtown
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Jul 15, 2014 23:02
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I just slap my face into the nearest wall available and slide down to rub off a trail of sweat and mucus
hehe 
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Jul 15, 2014 23:03
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- dogcrash truther
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they were put there by a man in a factory downtown
That's no such thing as a peach factory. A peach factory is a tree.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:20
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i KNOW DAS RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 15, 2014 23:22
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- circ dick soleil
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by zen death robot
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saying "friend of the family" if you're a white person is a very southern thing to do
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Jul 15, 2014 23:22
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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sheeeeeeiit i KNOW DAS RITE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 15, 2014 23:23
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i KNOW DAS RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know das rite doh i know das rite
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Jul 15, 2014 23:24
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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sry bros im coming up on mah chillage nahmeen first puff da day
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Jul 15, 2014 23:24
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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might get a little weird
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Jul 15, 2014 23:24
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- tao of lmao
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gonna make you sweat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
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Jul 15, 2014 23:40
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Well my lands!
Lllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
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Jul 15, 2014 23:58
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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i hear a group of people yelling from two yards away, and i don't understand a drat word.
the vernacular clause "fixin' to" has become a reliable crutch for not having to commit to doing anything. there is always a drunk on the road. there is crack on the streets, and the pavement is like rubble. dry counties suck and steel reserve is liek 6.0 percent abv
everyone be inbred and the bitches hot as gently caress
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Jul 16, 2014 02:05
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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there aint a drat sidewalk. watch a drunk hail a cab.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:07
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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BYOB 8.2: everyone be inbred and the bitches hot as gently caress
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Jul 16, 2014 02:08
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May 14, 2024 00:43
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- Machai
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I do this with a paper towel sometimes if my forehead is really sweaty
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