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Oh hi hello didn't see you there, come on in lets have a chat. At 2:00AM Local Time, reports of an explosion and fires were reported at a convention center hosting a Dragon Ball Z con in St John's, Canada. Local authorities originally assumed someone high on DMT tried to recreate a kamehameha with a gascan and and a blacklight but it soon became clear there was more to it then that. After a brief but significant discussion to confirm various reported sightings, a strike team was deployed to the area.   Results were excellent however what was unexpected was the trauma these soldiers would be subjected to. One of our soldiers reported being repeatedly "goatman'd" and the visage of a gaping rear end in a top hat and a man's nutsack being burned into his eyes anytime he looked down his weapon sights. Everytime he looked into the abyss of that man's rear end he would see his own mother. Doctor Vahlen says with intensive psychotherapy, this soldier and others suffering similar issues can be brought back to active duty within about a week's time. But until then we need to make do with others. We need more good men and women to fight for humanity. Thats why we have come here to the zone. Imp Zone. Ok whew glad I'm done with that. Post ITT what you want your dude/dudette to look like, what guns you wanna be rocking in combat, that sorta thing. Kazvall gets dibs on whoever got promoted in the first mission he wants to be and so do the first couple of people that posted in the xenonauts thread.
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you guys ever play that game Princess Tomato?
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Jul 19, 2014 04:27
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This go around I wish to be Henital Gerpes. A sassy female medic from Venezuela.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:29
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ok but I'm still throwing in a Kip Sizzlechest because I have faith in that name also streaming, I'll starts renaming duders after this mission. http://www.twitch.tv/mandozerthegreat
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Jul 19, 2014 04:32
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Well, who do you think will be healing Sizzlechest?
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Jul 19, 2014 04:33
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name me the goat and get me to nickname so i can be the "the goat" goat so i can have a rivalry with the goatse dude who is reminded of it by my presence
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Jul 19, 2014 04:34
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I would like to be thrown into the fray. Preferably with a sniper rifle. And far away from the fray.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:34
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Oh yeah I tried to rename our jets in this one but instead when I hit rename it goes from raven one to FO *insert dumb name* *dumb callsign here* *dumb name again* what the gently caress.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:35
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I want in. Also I've not tried long war so do whatever. With blue hair
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Jul 19, 2014 04:37
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Dont care about class or whatever just make me the pole and paint a target on schlong's back
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Jul 19, 2014 04:40
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Okay wait, if possible name me "I crit my pants", instead.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:40
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Give me the biggest gun available
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Jul 19, 2014 04:57
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Covered up to here. Rip Bureau Watts and I Crit My Pants.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:47
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range is for pansies. voting for shotgun here, no preference on appearance also does long war not have crippling glitches anymore
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Jul 19, 2014 05:50
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I want to join in the fight as a sniper because I'm scared and don't want to get close to scary aliens. I don't care what I look like, a dude with some weird hair color I guess.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:13
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long war is a slog and i don't want to get into it because of stuff like exalt missions
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Jul 19, 2014 06:15
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Adam Wurst here. i'll try not to scream in agony too loudly when the aliens vaporize me.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:15
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my ultimate shame i am bad at xcom and i have not beaten classic despite beating the original a ton of times how should i play long war
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Jul 19, 2014 06:17
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im bad at new xcom too did you beat the original with the save-difficulty glitch fixed or just the normal original
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Jul 19, 2014 06:21
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normal original now that i think about it, poo poo, i'm a scrub
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Jul 19, 2014 06:22
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its ok, i could barely scrape by the original even with the glitch that makes it easy
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Jul 19, 2014 06:23
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I want to get mind controlled and blow up my fellow teammates so yeah sign me up gimme a swank helmet, no preference on weapons
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Jul 19, 2014 06:27
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01011001 posted:range is for pansies. voting for shotgun here, no preference on appearance Nothing crippling that I noticed but really dumb glitches. For example, we just shot down a UFO over the water. It produced a crashsite and we are now fighting in a forest. I think we found atlantis!
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Jul 19, 2014 06:38
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Was sizzlechest the goon who killed his dog with low carb or was he just the guy really into low carb and would tell people that doctors are just trying to scam them
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Jul 19, 2014 06:49
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rip the goat
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Jul 19, 2014 06:51
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fronz posted:Was sizzlechest the goon who killed his dog with low carb or was he just the guy really into low carb and would tell people that doctors are just trying to scam them I just thought it was something from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY 
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Jul 19, 2014 06:52
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Probably but I want to know about the low carb one.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:53
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drat, i had a sick k/d ratio
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Jul 19, 2014 07:01
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i wish healing was recognized as a legitimate thing comparable to k/d. I think FE:Awakening actually gives you exp based on healing magic. but then again that would be super exploitable.
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Jul 19, 2014 08:34
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FauxGateau posted:i wish healing was recognized as a legitimate thing comparable to k/d. I think FE:Awakening actually gives you exp based on healing magic. but then again that would be super exploitable. Every FE I remember gives you xp based on healing magic.
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Jul 19, 2014 08:36
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fronz posted:Every FE I remember gives you xp based on healing magic. man i fell into the trap of revealing that I only played awakening...
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Jul 19, 2014 08:41
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I would like to shotgun some aliens in the face please and thank you.
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Jul 19, 2014 08:49
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Dongslayer. posted:Dont care about class or whatever just make me the pole and paint a target on schlong's back i would like to be a medic so that this mans bloodlust will doom an entire team also please make my character as red as possible
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Jul 19, 2014 19:24
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FauxGateau posted:man i fell into the trap of revealing that I only played awakening... Destroy your copy of awakening and play a better one, such as any of them.
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Jul 19, 2014 19:34
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I got XCOM UFO DEFENSE for PlayStation and I can't for the life of me figure out how you're supposed to play it
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Jul 19, 2014 19:59
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fronz posted:Destroy your copy of awakening and play a better one, such as any of them. Yeah you're right, I got them and everything but there's a lot of game there.
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Jul 19, 2014 20:57
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I loving love MST3k.
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Jul 19, 2014 21:10
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fronz posted:Was sizzlechest the goon who killed his dog with low carb or was he just the guy really into low carb and would tell people that doctors are just trying to scam them I believe he was both.
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Jul 19, 2014 22:08
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:I believe he was both. Thank you.
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I want to be killed in another X-Com game. Make me look like Stone Cold Steve Austin with pink power armor.
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