cut or uncut?

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cut or uncut? This poll is closed.
cut	8	15.69%
uncut	22	43.14%
what are ya, some kinda fag???	21	41.18%
Total:	51 votes

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Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Cut or uncut?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:11

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:15

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Looking forward to finally getting some closure on this.

But seriously, op, uncut, thanks for eskin.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:14

Torka

might as well be asking american or not american lol

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:15

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Torka posted:

might as well be asking american or not american lol

Im very unamerican thank you

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:17

Das Boo: There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

The uncut version of Alien was better, but the uncut version of Amadeus was worse.
I'm torn, OP.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:19

Redleg: What an odd looking.....Figurine

Are we talking carpet samples here because an uncut carpet sample would be unwieldy and not really a sample at all but a full roll that wouldn't even really fit into the space you are evaluating the color and texture for so I guess I would say cut because this really is the only way to make a carpet sample really practical for its indented purpose you see

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:20

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Redleg posted:

Are we talking carpet samples here because an uncut carpet sample would be unwieldy and not really a sample at all but a full roll that wouldn't even really fit into the space you are evaluating the color and texture for so I guess I would say cut because this really is the only way to make a carpet sample really practical for its indented purpose you see

Feel free to use your imagination thank you and god bless

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:24

phobo

Hmmm as a rule, I generally don't give a poo poo about other peoples dicks. sorry op.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:27

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

The prettiest kind of dick is my dick.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:35

Peanut Butler

10 PRINT "penus "
20 GOTO 10

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:36

Inexplicable Humblebrag

cucked or uncucked?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:41

weirdly chilly pussy

please do and report back, op

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:45

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Do what now

# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:46

Salmiakki

byob needs more cock threasd so i appreciate this

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:07

i am he

i already did a thread with this exact title i think

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:07

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Torka posted:

might as well be asking american or not american lol

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:08

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

How is this ever gonna get votes now

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:10

i am he

i did you idiot!! get some more original ideas for threads!!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650029

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:11

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Salmiakki posted:

byob needs more cock threasd so i appreciate this

On the upside we can now post weiners so can a mod please rename thread to post dicks or something idk

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:12

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

i am he posted:

i did you idiot!! get some more original ideas for threads!!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650029

I dont really read byob tho ao I didnt know

Also you could say that uh this thread didnt makw the cut ha ha

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:13

Salmiakki

Homo for Hitler posted:

On the upside we can now post weiners so can a mod please rename thread to post dicks or something idk

heres an uncut weiner

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:17

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Salmiakki posted:

heres an uncut weiner

Hot

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:22

Captain No-mates

uncut mang. uncut.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:23

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

im not really into knives around my penis

# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:35

cuntman.net

i am he posted:

i did you idiot!! get some more original ideas for threads!!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650029

he was trying to spread your ideas to gbs

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:42

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Salmiakki posted:

heres an uncut weiner

you can't just not give people an option to pick from omg

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:05

Salmiakki

ChairmanMeow posted:

you can't just not give people an option to pick from omg

im usually against cut weiners, but those ones look rly happy so hmm...

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:06

playground tough

was hitler cut or uncut

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:06

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

ChairmanMeow posted:

you can't just not give people an option to pick from omg

Abuse

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:07

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

well julian, i don't care

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

penises: cut
cocaine: uncut

I hope this clears it up for everybody

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:08

Looke

uncut ofc

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:11

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

In this case I would go with uncut, but the story was about he went on adventure with his foot so I don't know why he had it cut off, aesthetics? it was hard to clean?

I vote cut on the beard

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:13

Salmiakki

ChairmanMeow posted:

In this case I would go with uncut, but the story was about he went on adventure with his foot so I don't know why he had it cut off, aesthetics? it was hard to clean?

I vote cut on the beard

mayb he had BIID or smth

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:24

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Salmiakki posted:

mayb he had BIID or smth

i just looked that up,(I heard of it in passing but forgot what it was called) maybe babbies get that about foreskin.
I don't judge. hack off whatever you want hair, fingernails, feet, weiners
just be happy

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:27

cruft

I have been trying for two years to 'restore' and it is a pain in the rear end but at least boxer shorts aren't super uncomfortable anymore so I'm gonna have to come down in the uncut camp.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:18

cruft

cruft posted:

I have been trying for two years to 'restore' and it is a pain in the rear end but at least boxer shorts aren't super uncomfortable anymore so I'm gonna have to come down in the uncut camp.

We're talking about jeans right

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:19

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Yeah

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:14

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

I know not one but TWO dudes who had to get their wieners cut when they were like 18. both of them got plenty of use out of their dicks, both uncut and cut, and both of them have told me being circumcised is way better. sorry foreskin fags, looks like giving your dick a clipping is the way to go.

e: I will talk about wieners for days

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:19

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:15

cruft

Illegal Carrot posted:

I know not one but TWO dudes who had to get their wieners cut when they were like 18. both of them got plenty of use out of their dicks, both uncut and cut, and both of them have told me being circumcised is way better. sorry foreskin fags, looks like giving your dick a clipping is the way to go.

e: I will talk about wieners for days

So two people who were told they needed a surgical procedure said they were glad they did it?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:34

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