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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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i just thinkabout bears (the animal) and boom im good to go
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Jul 24, 2014 00:48
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- Captain No-mates
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cum
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Jul 24, 2014 00:55
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- nvm no cake
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Oldie but goodie.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:57
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- feld
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Out of nowhere its.....
Feldman
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i was at the dentist today and the technician girl was really cute and i started to wonder if she had a mouth fetish
do you think podiatrists have a foot fetch?
do you?
rally makes you think.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:58
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- nvm no cake
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Does posting on byob count as a weird fetish?
Only if it gives you a boner.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:03
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- DinosaurDavid
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Froody
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"We've been going out for a while, I think we should talk about fetishes and kinks, stuff like that"
"Really? Oh cool, uh... you go first"
"Oh you know, getting tied up, maybe you eat food off me, you know crazy stuff like that" *giggles* "What about you?"
"Me? Uh yeah, totally those things, food and bondage" *slides cardboard box filled with steampunk themed sex masks back under bed*
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Jul 24, 2014 01:12
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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watching macgyver and making sex toys out of everyday household items
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Jul 24, 2014 06:41
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- Waltzing Along
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There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
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I was going to post my old fetish but it is now women who cover their boobs with kraft singles.
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Jul 24, 2014 06:47
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- deep dish peat moss
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I once dated a girl who got off on wordplay, alliteration, puns etc and it lead to really awkward sex
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Jul 24, 2014 06:57
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- ron color
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Only if it gives you a boner.
woops
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Jul 24, 2014 06:59
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- thewizardofshoe
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i get off on orgasming
idk it's pretty hosed up
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Jul 24, 2014 07:03
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- precision
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by VideoGames
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i was gonna tell you but... it's too weird for byob
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Jul 24, 2014 07:08
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- ron color
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Jul 24, 2014 07:09
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- owl milk
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as a teen my sexuality was awakened by horror movies. i would pop a boner any time i got scared, which grew to be less and less often as i became familiar with the genre. pretty soon i was finding other, irl ways to scare myself: almost cutting a finger while cooking, waiting till the last minute to study for finals, things like that. it began to get more extreme as time progressed and i became an adult. only risking my life would get me off. leaning too far over a railing, seeing how close i could get to touching a live wire, pulling my chute at the last moment while skydiving. one time i was holding a toaster above the water while bathing and jacking off and as i cummed i fumbled the toaster so the corner dipped into the water. biggest orgasm of my life
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Jul 24, 2014 07:14
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- Waltzing Along
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There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
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as a teen my sexuality was awakened by horror movies. i would pop a boner any time i got scared, which grew to be less and less often as i became familiar with the genre. pretty soon i was finding other, irl ways to scare myself: almost cutting a finger while cooking, waiting till the last minute to study for finals, things like that. it began to get more extreme as time progressed and i became an adult. only risking my life would get me off. leaning too far over a railing, seeing how close i could get to touching a live wire, pulling my chute at the last moment while skydiving. one time i was holding a toaster above the water while bathing and jacking off and as i cummed i fumbled the toaster so the corner dipped into the water. biggest orgasm of my life
same
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Jul 24, 2014 07:15
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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man let me teach you about choking...
and also maybe cheese
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Jul 24, 2014 07:16
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- thewizardofshoe
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a girl that eats a whole bag of skittles then slowly drools sugary spit all in my face, eyes, mouth, and hair
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Jul 24, 2014 07:18
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- precision
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by VideoGames
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man let me teach you about choking...
and also maybe cheese
every girl i've ever dated has been way into one or the other of those things
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Jul 24, 2014 07:54
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- Dexters Secret
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sexualized cereal mascots
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Jul 24, 2014 08:01
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- nvm no cake
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I once dated a girl who got off on wordplay, alliteration, puns etc and it lead to really awkward sex
I'm going to need an example or two.
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Jul 24, 2014 08:30
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- deep dish peat moss
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I'm going to need an example or two.
The whole time I was pressured to lay lewd locution as she lay lithe and supple, I never wreck a rigid erection so divide your butthole.
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Jul 24, 2014 10:35
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- Diqnol
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Mine is that I get horney by the good posting in BYOB, it's extremely hot to me.
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Jul 24, 2014 10:36
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- Angry Walrus
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Quinn it
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Win it.
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So you're basically cursed to never be hard then?
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Jul 24, 2014 10:48
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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Jul 24, 2014 10:50
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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Jul 24, 2014 11:29
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May 29, 2024 01:36
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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i was at the dentist today and the technician girl was really cute and i started to wonder if she had a mouth fetish
I had some dental work done at the teaching practice and there were like three dental nurses for twenty dentists-to-be so a lot of the time she (the dentist student who was a fit blonde like all the other [female] students) was flying solo and would have to reach for tools and poo poo over me all the time and her boob was hell of in my faces all the time and I was trying to not get a boner because that would've been awkward.
That's not actually my fetish though sorry everyone.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:48
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