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So I just heard about the red ring problem. Anyone that has it should try covering your xbox device with a towel. The towel traps the heat, making the xbox device melt, which prevents the red ring problem. Thought you guys would like to know. You might need a few beach towels to cover the xbonx one though, haha [xbox joke! LOL!: big xbox  ]
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Jul 24, 2014 01:23
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If your MicroSoft XBoX gets too hot, try using a watered down towel to cool it off.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:24
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If you gameboy pocket gets wet, you can use a towel to wipe it dry.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:25
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I got a red ring once but they gave me antibiotics and it cleared right up
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Jul 24, 2014 01:32
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"Don't forget to bring a towel." ~ Towelie
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Jul 24, 2014 01:48
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zen death robot posted:i get a firey ring whenever i eat too much spicy food sometimes Try the towel method. It will work.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:52
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When Super Mario Sunshine first came out there was a preorder bonus with a Mario beachtowel. When Miyamoto invented Super Mario Sunshine, he thought ahead and knew the gamers would have spicy doritos. Miyamoto has such wise forethought.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:53
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expected goatse, voted 1
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Jul 24, 2014 01:54
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Luigi Thirty posted:expected goatse, voted 1 The goatman only has one ring -- two if you count the giant anus hole of his that is being stretched to form a ring shape. It would be off topic to post him in the OP.
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Jul 24, 2014 01:58
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obstipator posted:The goatman only has one ring -- two if you count the giant anus hole of his that is being stretched to form a ring shape. It would be off topic to post him in the OP. post him with an xbone flying out of his o-ring.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:expected goatse, voted 1
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Jul 24, 2014 02:02
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Action Tortoise posted:post him with an xbone flying out of his o-ring. Even though the goatman is the performer of the world record stretch, I don't think even he can fit such a huge object into his anus hole, despite the insane levels of pleasure it would bring.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:05
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If you hands have Cheeto dust on them, your fingers might slip during intense gaming sessions, causing you to lose highscores. Try this tip the next time this happens to you: wipe your hands off using a Nintendo Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 brand towel.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:06
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obstipator posted:Even though the goatman is the performer of the world record stretch, I don't think even he can fit such a huge object into his anus hole, despite the insane levels of pleasure it would bring. I dunno man he's had a lot more years to practice
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Jul 24, 2014 02:08
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Hog Butcher posted:I dunno man he's had a lot more years to practice
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Jul 24, 2014 02:23
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It's a long known stereotype that gamers don't like towels because they remind them of hygiene, but did you know that without proper video game console hygiene, your important game could cut off during a high score streak! Remember to wash your console with Mario brand toilet cleaner and a Luigi brand towel to get that much sought after plumber's shine.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:23
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i wrap my controller handles in wet wipes
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Jul 24, 2014 02:34
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Once upon a time, my xbox hosed up. I got it replaced and gave the red ringed one to a friend of mine. He told me that his dad knew one weird pro-tip to fix red ringed 360's that Microsoft hates, it involved a wet towel. Guess what, it didn't loving work. The end
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Jul 24, 2014 03:03
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it was a small price to pay to dwell in the digital shangri-la that is the xbox ecosystem.
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Jul 24, 2014 03:43
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american engineering at its finest
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Jul 24, 2014 11:57
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Gimbal lock posted:Once upon a time, my xbox hosed up. I got it replaced and gave the red ringed one to a friend of mine. He told me that his dad knew one weird pro-tip to fix red ringed 360's that Microsoft hates, it involved a wet towel. Guess what, it didn't loving work. The end I'm confident in my opinion that you are mistaken. Are you sure it was an XBoX and not a Playstation? Hot Tip of the Day: If you don't want to stain your living area with your poopy underwear while playing videogames in bed, you can rest the poopy underwear on top of a few towels.
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Jul 25, 2014 00:21
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Luigi Thirty posted:expected goatse, voted 1
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Jul 25, 2014 00:27
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Need to dry off or just want to make a fashion statement???--- use a few Super Mario Galaxy towels to cover your disgusting body after your monthly bath
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Jul 25, 2014 01:10
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I've got a red ring for you OP!! *gives the OP a magical ring that beholds its wearer the power of flame*
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Jul 25, 2014 02:15
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a magic ring is not to be taken lightly!!
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Jul 25, 2014 02:16
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I magic ring not only yields unbelievable power - it is also a fashion statement.
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