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deep dish peat moss

I would pump those little suckers out and sell them by the bushel.

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
having babies be spendy, most people don't watch them too close though

cuntman.net

no you wouldnt other people would do it too and supply would go way up

ron color
if you flood the market theyre not gonna be worth the ticket to the disneyland stockades

deep dish peat moss

Sleepy Owl posted:

no you wouldnt other people would do it too and supply would go way up

You're underestimating the pedigree of my seed.

thewizardofshoe

outlaw abortion and legalize child slavery

weird

by zen death robot
"if", op? maybe you need to take another look at the public school system

thewizardofshoe

in this world the top criminal gangs would be pulling heists on ob/gyn wings in hospitals

thewizardofshoe

snatch, but with babies

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
the babies would be in the dogs belly?

thewizardofshoe

tom cruise rapells carefully down a long air shaft filled with lasers, and grabs a baby carefully from its cradle

thewizardofshoe

payday 2: hold f to bag baby

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
The Great Muppet Baby Caper

beer pal

ive got crazy good spunk

ron color
can confirm

beer pal

most sperms hit the condom and give up. mine keep calm and strategize.

cuntman.net

fort knox is converted into a nursery

thewizardofshoe

Sleepy Owl posted:

fort knox is converted into a nursery

My safety deposit box is filled with diapers and bottles of breast milk.

cuntman.net

you recognize a wealthy man not by the clothes he wears but the stroller he pushes around

vapoursquid

none other
neuter the rich

deep dish peat moss

I can actually exert willful genetic mutations over my cum, and give you any kind of baby you want.

deep dish peat moss

Sometimes my gunk takes on a life of its own and continues to gently caress you, after I'm done.

deep dish peat moss

My gravy ain't just semen, it's the SEALs.

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Sometimes my gunk takes on a life of its own and continues to gently caress you, after I'm done.

this is not unique to your sperm, it is a condition known as pregnancy

vapoursquid

none other

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Sometimes my gunk takes on a life of its own and continues to gently caress you, after I'm done.

the system of constantly being hosed ad infinitum is called capitalism comrade

deep dish peat moss

I stand behind a tied up child, whipping him.

:clint: Your name is Stephen. I want to hear you say it. *whip crack*

AIYDEN!! MY NAME IS AIYDEN!!

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Arnold of Soissons posted:

this is not unique to your sperm, it is a condition known as pregnancy

Tonetta

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Funnypost Collabo posted:

You're underestimating the pedigree of my seed.

So you got lots of inbreeding going on tell us more

i am he

beer pal posted:

most sperms hit the condom and give up. mine keep calm and strategize.

lmao

google THIS

12 Years a Slave (because they have to release you at 13)

i am he

Jett posted:

12 Years a Slave (because they have to release you at 13)

haha

i am he

we're all slaves, as long asw eed is still illegal

Oguma
drat the war on drugs. Colombian drug lords aren't paying half of what they used to for white kids.

Ace of Baes

Arnold of Soissons posted:

this is not unique to your sperm, it is a condition known as pregnancy

Ace of Baes

Jett posted:

12 Years a Slave (because they have to release you at 13)

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feld

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

Jett posted:

12 Years a Slave (because they have to release you at 13)

child labor laws be damned! :bahgawd:

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